The Super Power of BOOBS..... yes I know this is long

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Breasts Are Awesome! 10 Alphabetical Facts, Mysteries And Superpowers Of Boobs

How much do you know about Nature’s round mounds of wonder?

1. Annette Funicellos
According to Research …


2. Bikini Stuffers
Bet You Cash Money Your Left Breast is Bigger

A constant source of adolescent anxiety seems to be the question – Is one of my breasts bigger/smaller than the other?
Short answer – Yes.
Long answer – It doesn’t matter.

For the vast majority of women one breast is up to a half cup bigger/smaller than the other.

60% of the time the larger boob is the left breast.

3. Casaba Melons
Cars Are Older Tech Than Bras

There were similar designs in ancient times, but the bra, as we know it, turns 100 in 2014.

The word “brassiere” was first used in Vogue magazine in 1907.

But it wasn’t until 1914 that Mary Phelps-Jacob patented the first design for a bra. Her model was a pair of handkerchiefs sewn together with baby ribbons. And boom-chica-boom, a bra was born.


4. Du Monde Au Balcon
Don’t Worry About Breastfeeding …But Cigarettes Will Make Your Breasts Saggy

Far too many women forgo breastfeeding afraid it might damage the girls. Science is here to help. Studies show breastfeeding doesn’t cause boobs to sag.

Obviously, gravity drags down on everything. Every breast eventually heads south for the equator. Go ahead and blame gravity, smoking and the relentless march of time, but boobs don’t sag because of a baby.

5. Empress and the Queen
Each and Every Breast is Badass

The primary product of breasts, other than aesthetic and sexual pleasure, is breast milk.

Did you know proteins in breast milk can kick the *kitten* of HIV and Conjunctivitis?

Research suggests this explains why breastfeeding babies born to HIV-infected mothers often do not become infected. It seems, TNC, this rather unknown protein in breast milk, somehow kicks HIV’s *kitten* and protects the babies.

On a more anecdotal level of science, there are all sorts of reports of mothers squirting breast milk in the eyes of their children infected with conjunctivitis, aka, Pink Eye. Usually, after two days, the infection cleared up.

All around the world breast milk has been reported used in healing ointments, rubs, salves and poultices for wounds.

Mother’s milk, ‘nuff said

6. Fun Bags
Follicularly Speaking, Lots of Women Have Nipple Hair

Hair patterns are rather consistent all over a person’s body. For some populations, known to be a bit more hirsute, this means nipple hair is rather common.

Some women tweeze, some trim, some laser, and some don’t give two and leave ‘em.
The nipple hair is the same color as pubic hair or natural head hair color. And apparently, nipple hair is more common than uncommon.

7. God’s Greatest Creation
Genetics Suggest Breasts Developed For Babies …and For Sexual Partners

“I got one for each of ya!”

Breasts are beautiful to look at. Large, medium and small. Of course, a guy would say that. But I think we all agree. Some of their appeal has nothing to do with breastfeeding. Apparently, breasts developed for twin functions.

All those lovely curves and shadows, those eye-pleasing arcs of flesh are meant to be enjoyed visually. It’s Nature stoking us with more beauty.

One theory suggests as we began to walk upright we needed new sexual signals besides engorged genitals and swollen buttocks. Breasts swelled in response.

For example, straight adolescent boys, as they mature sexually, grow attracted to breasts. This we all know. When such an adolescent finally finds himself alone with a girl, one who’s willing to get naked with him, when he nibbles, nuzzles and caresses the girl’s breasts, not only does that dude feel a rush of good feelings, the girl also and equally experiences sexual pleasure, but on top of that, she has that aforementioned crazy hit of oxytocin, which subtly uses the power of neurochemicals to make her feel more bonded to her partner. Genius!

8. Hakuna Ma-ta-tas
How Big Do You Think the Average Boob Is?

The statistically average breast, in America, is a 36 C.

An average breast weighs 1.1 lbs and contains 4-5% of the body’s total fat.

Italians have the smallest average breasts in Europe. They average a B cup.

Around the globe, B is the most common cup size.

9. Idaho Entertainment Center
In Spite of What Most Folks Guess, Bigger Isn’t Always Better When It Comes to Breasts

A study pairing Malaysian and English breast researchers (why does that sound like a joke?) showed 361 men a series of full-body photos of naked women. They asked the men to rate the women on their attractiveness.

Women with large breasts weren’t rated the highest. Not at all.
Top scores went to women with medium-sized breasts.

As with many things, there seems to be a Bell curve of taste. And the middle of the curve of appeal falls right in line with the average size. It’s basically a lot like pop music.

10. Jiggle Machines
Job #1: Breastfeeding … It’s Also Nature’s Original Weight-Loss Program

People say, “You’re still breast-feeding, that’s so generous.” Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It’s sort of like natural liposuction. I’d carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could. – Helena Bonham Carter

According to available data, creating a day’s worth of breast milk burns/uses an average of 500 calories/day.

In a way, you could say, breast milk builds baby while it shrinks mommy. A little tit for tat, so to speak.


The average American woman owns 9 bras.

But hey, like I said, I think we all agree…

Breasts Are Awesome!
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Replies

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    TTIWWOP
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    TTIWWOP

    see my profile pics HA!
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member

    Breasts Are Awesome!

    This is all you needed to say
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member

    Breasts Are Awesome!

    This is all you needed to say

    True but this will start another thread about boobs that will at LEAST make 2-3 pages.
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    You had me at BOOBS ................I wasn't going to read all of that lol
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    My boobs just got bored trying to read that. Sorry.
  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,013 Member
    My Right one is bigger...lol...of course I don't fall in the norm!
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop
  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,013 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    I see a lot of men now focusing on the *kitten*, real talk!
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    I don't really care what society thinks of them..............I love them ! And I won't stop even if you ask politely ;-)
  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,027 Member
    bmp
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    many of us owe our lives to our father's obsession with boobs...
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    I'm obsessed with mine, why shouldn't I expect society to be obsessed as well?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    Why?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    Wrong. When boobs no longer have magical powers, society is doomed.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    Wrong. When boobs no longer have magical powers, society is doomed.

    Some people want to watch the world burn.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    My Right one is bigger...lol...of course I don't fall in the norm!

    Are you left handed?
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop
    Getout.gif
  • norm67axp
    norm67axp Posts: 461
    It's natural plain and simple!! Love them!!!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    I see a lot of men now focusing on the *kitten*, real talk!
    Truth.gif
  • Chain_Ring
    Chain_Ring Posts: 753 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    never.
  • curt40
    curt40 Posts: 137 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    Society did not need to tell me to obsess over boobs, trust me on that one. That's all me, baby! :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    I see a lot of men now focusing on the *kitten*, real talk!
    Truth.gif

    Preach it, baby. Preach it.
  • chickidee87
    chickidee87 Posts: 63 Member
    I don't have any nipple hair, (at least any i can see) I checked! And my left boob IS bigger... it tends to pop out a lot more than the right.
  • mabbzie
    mabbzie Posts: 161 Member
    I'm exactly the statistically average size cup for American girls.
    I feel so...
    Average.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    The alternative is an obsession with men's breasts.

    shock.gif

    Ummm...

    no_michael_bluth.gif
  • whynot5
    whynot5 Posts: 266
    Story of my life...
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    Why?
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    society's obsession with women's breast needs to stop

    Why?
    Not much chance the obsession will ever stop with women like this around !
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    WTF, why is every man on my FL in this thread???? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, I get our relationship now.

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