"Body Cleansing" Sugar free gummy bear reviews

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Behxo
Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
edited February 11 in Chit-Chat
Read the hilarious 1 star reviews I found on these sugar free gummy bears

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0

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  • MissChyna
    MissChyna Posts: 358 Member
    LMAOOOO
  • Jgal8123
    Jgal8123 Posts: 1,378 Member
    I am rolling...LOL!
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    glad you guys found it as funny as I did haha :P
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    My favorite highlights:

    "Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump."

    Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans.

    Next time I am scheduled for a colonoscopy, I plan to eat sugar free gummi bears instead of drinking that nasty magnesium citrate. The bears are delicious and the cleansing effect is the same!
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Best read ever!!! :flowerforyou:
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    Best read ever!!! :flowerforyou:

    yay glad I made you guys laugh! :]
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    I bet George Takei had a hand in this.....
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    bump for those who still might want a good laugh today
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I couldn't even read the whole thing because I was laughing too loud to sound like I'm actually doing work....
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I couldn't even read the whole thing because I was laughing too loud to sound like I'm actually doing work....

    hahah nice :laugh:
  • ren_ascent
    ren_ascent Posts: 432 Member
    I'm laughing so hard! I'm not sure how many of these were 100% true (chewing through the plunger handle?) but they were highy entertaining! I'm going to think of them Every. Single. Time. I look at a gummie bear.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    I regularly post this in the "cleanse" threads. Cracks me up EVERY TIME I read it!!!
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