I should be dead

sakuragreenlily

... or, "How I consumed really old chocolate(?)" The Misty B. Story

So do you guys know the Terry's Chocolate Orange? It's the big chocolate ball (with orange flavor) that you wack on the counter and it splits into "orange" slices.

Several years ago (2004ish) I was at Big Lots (AKA somewhat shady discount store) and I found a Terry's Chocolate Apple. Same idea except it's shaped like an apple and splits into apple looking slices. I bought it, ate it, loved it. Never saw another one.

Found out today that they stopped making them in 1954. I didn't die, so I guess I'm okay(?)

_John_

I stole some honey from an egyptian mummy...

jonnythan

I once gave a hitchhiker a ride.... when I stopped at a roadside bar they told me that guy died in 1972.

OoooOOooOOOoooo.

sakuragreenlily

I like where this is going...

djeffreys10

Should have been dead
On a Sunday morning
Banging my head
No time for mourning
Ain't got no time

Should have been dead
On a Sunday morning
Banging my head
No time for mourning
Ain't got no time

(And I said, ohh)
So I held my head up high
Hiding hate that burns inside
Which only fuels their selfish pride

(And I said, ohh)
All held captive out from the sun
A sun that shines on only some
We are meek, are all in one

I cry out to God
Seeking only His decision
Gabriel stand and confirms
I've created my own prison

bushidowoman

I once saw a motorcycle parked on the freeway and then walking further down the road was a big, long-haired, bearded, tattooed, pierced biker. Of course I stopped to give him a ride to the nearest gas station. And then we drove around for 45 minutes because I kept missing the exit to get back to his bike because we were having such a good conversation.

homerjspartan

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

BrainyBurro

i got a papercut once...

...against all odds, i survived.

Hauntinglyfit

I got one of those "send this to your entire e-mail list, or you'll die in 5 days" e-mails.

I didn't forward it. Day 4, still going strong.

MireyGal76

found a peanut...

MysteriousMerlin

http://cheezburger.com/57372673

I poked what should not have been poked...

manny1991

... or, "How I consumed really old chocolate(?)" The Misty B. Story

So do you guys know the Terry's Chocolate Orange? It's the big chocolate ball (with orange flavor) that you wack on the counter and it splits into "orange" slices.

Several years ago (2004ish) I was at Big Lots (AKA somewhat shady discount store) and I found a Terry's Chocolate Apple. Same idea except it's shaped like an apple and splits into apple looking slices. I bought it, ate it, loved it. Never saw another one.

Found out today that they stopped making them in 1954. I didn't die, so I guess I'm okay(?)

Did it taste like an apple?

wanna_b_there

I voted democrat once.

BrainyBurro

I voted democrat once.

^ this is why we can't have nice things.

sakuragreenlily

... or, "How I consumed really old chocolate(?)" The Misty B. Story

So do you guys know the Terry's Chocolate Orange? It's the big chocolate ball (with orange flavor) that you wack on the counter and it splits into "orange" slices.

Several years ago (2004ish) I was at Big Lots (AKA somewhat shady discount store) and I found a Terry's Chocolate Apple. Same idea except it's shaped like an apple and splits into apple looking slices. I bought it, ate it, loved it. Never saw another one.

Found out today that they stopped making them in 1954. I didn't die, so I guess I'm okay(?)

Did it taste like an apple?

I don't remember. I think so... The orange one's taste like orange because they have orange oil in them... I don't know how they'd effectively make it taste like apple.

ParamoreAddict

I stole some honey from an egyptian mummy...

Was it Bubba Ho-Tep?

thesupremeforce

I visit a Big Lots every other week or so and I'm not dead.