Does anyone have any embarrassing stories?

Wuffles70

First attempt at weights today... I can do legs fine but when I tried to do my arms and core I nearly threw up on the (very sweet) gym instructor! Does anyone else have any stories about less-than-badass starts to working out? Obviously I'm going to keep at it but I'm still really embarrassed!

edwardkim85

I was doing heavy squats and I farted super loud.

I put the weight back on the rack and pretended like nothing happened.

but everybody knew....

jayche

Any time I've had to do the "roll of shame" because I couldn't bench a certain weight.
Any time I had to drop the barbell behind my back and startle the living **** out of everyone in my gym while doing squats.