How Kale is destroying your health, and the world

jonnythan
jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
in Food and Nutrition
http://huntgatherlove.com/content/just-kale-me-how-your-kale-habit-slowly-destroying-your-health-and-world

Antinutrients, lectins, sulfur compounds, wetland destruction, goitrogens, the list goes on!

BEWARE!
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  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    I've always hated kale and now I know why!
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    just kale me.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
    My husband put it in a smoothie with spinich and some fruit...normally without the kale it would taste good..

    He said it tasted like he was licking a dirty potato...smelled like a dirty potato but I took his word on the taste so Yah I can see why kale would be on that list of foods to hate.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,301 Member
    Wow, that's good stuff. But I NEED an answer to this question now:

    "As kale becomes more and more popular, it raises the question: how will we feel the world’s almost 9 billion people on kale? "


    How will we feel them??
  • nccarolb
    nccarolb Posts: 858 Member
    Did you bother to read the entire article? It's all satire...
  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
    Lol! :laugh:
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Did you bother to read the entire article? It's all satire...


    :looks at join date: Yep, you're "new" to the MFP forums.

    :laugh: :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • qtgonewild
    qtgonewild Posts: 1,930 Member
    i like adding kale to my smoothies. doesnt change the taste at all. for me.
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
    Did you bother to read the entire article? It's all satire...

    :laugh:
  • JanisMay67
    JanisMay67 Posts: 43
    I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes Kale.

    I LOVE vegetables - but I even hate it.
  • parkscs
    parkscs Posts: 1,639 Member
    Did you bother to read the entire article? It's all satire...

    You're not supposed to actually READ the articles! You're doing it wrong!
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
    i like adding kale to my smoothies. doesnt change the taste at all. for me.

    ONe of two things is happening then...

    1. My husbands mixture of spinich kale and fruit (not sure what it was) did it


    or


    2. You like the taste of dirty potatoes???? :tongue:
  • jayrudq
    jayrudq Posts: 503 Member
    As well it is a conspiracy. Either the government, or BIG AGRA, or someone.
  • artygaleuro
    artygaleuro Posts: 13
    THAT was funny! And I like the 'it smelled like dirt and tasted like licking a potato' comment because it DOES. I used to hate it but now I actually like it. But I do hate kiwi.
  • Greytfish
    Greytfish Posts: 810
    just kale me.
    :drinker:
  • uncharted01
    uncharted01 Posts: 105 Member
    just kale me.

    :laugh:

    i'm a sucker for corny jokes!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Kale is the best laxative EVER.
  • asianmonkie
    asianmonkie Posts: 264
    Aliens. /end thread
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,210 Member
    i like adding kale to my smoothies. doesnt change the taste at all. for me.

    Do you even taste?

    rolling.gif

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