eating a sandwhich that i'm not interested in

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  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Make a second sandwitch and make the first sandwitch watch while you eat it! Make that beotch jealous :laugh:

    sand witch haha

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  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
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    You may want to explain to that sandwich that you need to have a taco on the side.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    *just learned to spell sandwich*

    Yes. Sammich.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Maybe you should try and teach your sandwich algebra. If it learns algebra, you'll know it's worth keeping.

    and then tell my sandwhich to suck it giphy.gif

    You got the places mixed up. You're supposed to accept that it can't learn algebra OR suck it. That means you would suck it. You being the mother of the sandwich.

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  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
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    Get another sandwich and eat them at the same time, just watch out for the mayo getting all over your face and hair.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Get another sandwich and eat them at the same time, just watch out for the mayo getting all over your face and hair.

    best idea yet, that way the other sandwich will know exactly what i am looking for in a sandwich

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  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it

    I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it

    I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...

    i just read that in frank's voice!

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  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it

    I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...


    i just read that in frank's voice!

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  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it

    I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...


    i just read that in frank's voice!

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    SOLD!!!to the highest sandwich bidder!!!
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it

    I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...


    i just read that in frank's voice!

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    SOLD!!!to the highest sandwich bidder!!!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    You know... I did this when I was on my female "HAPPY TIME" of the month......
    I don't like bbq sauce. My sandwich had bbq sauce on it.. I tried to wipe it off.. Failed. I cried and ate the damn thing.

    I WASN'T INTERESTED IN IT!! But I was hungry.


    Fml. Hormones suck.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Get another sandwich and eat them at the same time, just watch out for the mayo getting all over your face and hair.

    best idea yet, that way the other sandwich will know exactly what i am looking for in a sandwich

    develisch-Threesome.jpg

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  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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    You know... I did this when I was on my female "HAPPY TIME" of the month......
    I don't like bbq sauce. My sandwich had bbq sauce on it.. I tried to wipe it off.. Failed. I cried and ate the damn thing.

    I WASN'T INTERESTED IN IT!! But I was hungry.


    Fml. Hormones suck.

    it was nice of you to give it a chance despite all its bbq

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