Ground control to major Doms

Ophidion · January 2014

Ground control to major DOMS
Ground control to major DOMS
Take your protein powder and put your lifting straps on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major DOMS (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), playlist on (Four)
(Three, two) Check position (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to major DOMS, you've really made the grade
And the lifters want to know which muscles you tear
Now it's time to leave the gym if you dare

This is major DOMS to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm walking in a most peculiar way
And the muscles look very different today
Here am I sitting on the toilet so far from the door
I've just done number two and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand cals, I'm feeling very still
And I think my brain knows which way to go
Tell my wife I can't move, she knows
Ground control to major DOMS, your legs are dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, major DOMS?
Can you hear me, major DOMS?
Can you hear me, major DOMS?
Can you...

Here am I sitting on the toilet so far from the door
I've just done number two and there's nothing I can do