you wake up in bed w/ the person above...
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don't have a man so all beer is yours0
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Last night was a blur....;00
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tiptoes out the door0
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don't have a man so all beer is yours
:flowerforyou:
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do u live in them sunglasses0
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Well, you're not my husband...scratches head...0
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so cute0
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am I dreaming?0
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Ask, does your man have any beer?
This cracked me up!0 -
wow where did we meet again0
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Get back on !!0
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wow now thats what i call a good night0
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Breakfast???0
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what u fancy?0
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ready?0
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yes your choose menu is open0
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Sit on me ?0
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ask him why he kept putting his back to me0
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Have you seen my shades?0
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Put my sunglasses on too0
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Uh oh, better ask for her ID in case I have to run really fast0
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Kick him for snoring and go back to sleep0
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asking her if i can see her eyes as her cap is hiding them0
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Tell her to get down0
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lets do it again
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And again0
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He's preoccupied so I'd roll back over and go to sleep0
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I'll suicide0
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I robbed the cradle0
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