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you wake up in bed w/ the person above...
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Asks for my wife' beater back...0
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ask him to play me a song and then I'll make him breakfast0
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Wonders if I turned lesbian over night or just got too drunk0
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Be pretty sure she just got too drunk. Make sure the bar was fully stocked.0
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I'm not home. Who is this? Where am I???0
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Well, almighty then.0
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Was I as good as I think I was?0
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Ummmmmm; I think I was abducted by aliens and dropped off here. Sorry.0
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Snuggle back under the blanket I crocheted the day before, can you please make us some tea dear?0
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Do I know you?? Thx for not making me sleep on the floor.0
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Go again?0
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I think this has happened before!0
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ready to go shopping0
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@tlangenfeld - didn't we do this once before, wanna go again!0
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ready for round 20
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ready for round 2
Letz go! ; )0 -
ready for round 2
Letz go! ; )
all day long0 -
@djxil remind you that you slept with your mouth in the same position and about the stat that people end up swallowing spiders like that.
#jussayin'0 -
Grab a box of tissues cuz she's going to be doing some crying and self-hating when she wakes up. Offer her a ride to the nearest church / AA meeting. You know, the usual when someone who looks like that wakes up next to someone like me.0
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Ask for breakfast, then run like hell.0
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When did you put a bed in the barn?0
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When did you put a bed in the barn?
When Jose' took advantage of me!0 -
Wonders if a mutual friend was involved haha ... I think our FL have some commonalities lol0
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hit the showers and continue round 20
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well i knew sooner or later this would happen ... breakfast?0
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ask where breakfast is, turn on tv to continue watching The Brady Bunch.0
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Grab a box of tissues cuz she's going to be doing some crying and self-hating when she wakes up. Offer her a ride to the nearest church / AA meeting. You know, the usual when someone who looks like that wakes up next to someone like me.
dude, you are funny! :laugh: p.s beards are hot0 -
Suggest coffee and a spa day0
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say yes to coffee at costa and spa day sound heavenly0
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Go grab the coffees and come back for round 20
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