you wake up in bed w/ the person above...

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  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    @weep
    Hopefully I don't get to pay child support 9 months from now...

    @above
    wth?...
  • MrsPaulSmith
    MrsPaulSmith Posts: 401 Member
    What the heck are you doing in my house?!?! And pull out the .380 or 9mm.
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    Be perplexed that I was in bed with a married woman. Pretty? Yes. Normal Emmalee behavior? NO
  • EmbraceTheDarkSide
    EmbraceTheDarkSide Posts: 514 Member
    disarm her and then tell her the cops are on their way
  • BrokenButBeautiful
    BrokenButBeautiful Posts: 939
    I'd know I'd gone to hell.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    Know I'd be going to hell too
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Jump on the bed with her then have a tickle war ..
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    PILLOW FIGHT...while watching cartoons....after eating Lucky Charms. And before she found her undies in the freezer. Might get kicked out for that
    And because Weeping is from Lincoln, she should join us!
  • ReturnToRunning
    ReturnToRunning Posts: 118
    watch the pillow fight :-D
  • jelie3110
    jelie3110 Posts: 433
    OMG i must have been way too drunk
  • MrsPaulSmith
    MrsPaulSmith Posts: 401 Member
    Be perplexed that I was in bed with a married woman. Pretty? Yes. Normal Emmalee behavior? NO

    Dont do sleepovers?
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    After a fun girls' night out...sure. Especially if tequilla is involved. Will change my answer to ask what should we order for lunch...pizza or chinese
  • ReturnToRunning
    ReturnToRunning Posts: 118
    wonder why i don't remember getting into bed
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    want coffee
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Telling her to awake up, because it's time for donuts and coffee!
  • kershaann
    kershaann Posts: 1,824 Member
    wanna go lift some weights?
  • ND_Figgzie
    ND_Figgzie Posts: 1,480
    cook her breakfast or do anything she wants so she doesn't slam me
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Be thinking the golf outing really sucked.
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    umm...hey....sup bro?.....so...............comfy?
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    last time i checked i was in a tanning salon
  • srr728
    srr728 Posts: 549 Member
    gosh that feather tickled
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    umm...hey....sup bro?.....so...............comfy?

    Yeah, we will speak of this to no one. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Did you know you snore? And stop hogging the covers it's cold!
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Did you know you snore? And stop hogging the covers it's cold!

    I do not. :noway: :noway: :noway: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Yeah. You do and stop blaming the dog for the snoring and farts too. We all know it was YOU!:laugh: :laugh:
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    Well, I guess I crossed that off my bucket list...coffee hun?
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    bringing the little lady coffee is the obvious answer.
  • sallyannnaidoo
    sallyannnaidoo Posts: 18 Member
    Today must be the luckiest day of my life!! I finally got laid, breakfast?!
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
    Stay asleep.
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    Pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming....AGAIN!! Wonder how I got to the UK. Request an encore of last nights events to refresh my memory. Spend whole day in bed. :bigsmile:

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