you wake up in bed w/ the person above...

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  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    Asks for my wife' beater back...
  • sdbeachbum
    sdbeachbum Posts: 664 Member
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    ask him to play me a song and then I'll make him breakfast
  • kaymanginelli88
    kaymanginelli88 Posts: 723
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    Wonders if I turned lesbian over night or just got too drunk
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Be pretty sure she just got too drunk. Make sure the bar was fully stocked.
  • BurnBabyyyBurn
    BurnBabyyyBurn Posts: 79
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    I'm not home. Who is this? Where am I???
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Well, almighty then.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Was I as good as I think I was?
  • Kenazwa
    Kenazwa Posts: 278 Member
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    Ummmmmm; I think I was abducted by aliens and dropped off here. Sorry.
  • denisejohnson754365
    denisejohnson754365 Posts: 294
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    Snuggle back under the blanket I crocheted the day before, can you please make us some tea dear?
  • 5walters
    5walters Posts: 32
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    Do I know you?? Thx for not making me sleep on the floor.
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
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    Go again?
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
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    I think this has happened before!
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    ready to go shopping
  • djxil
    djxil Posts: 357
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    @tlangenfeld - didn't we do this once before, wanna go again!
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    ready for round 2
  • djxil
    djxil Posts: 357
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    ready for round 2

    Letz go! ; )
  • tlangenfeld
    tlangenfeld Posts: 2,330 Member
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    ready for round 2

    Letz go! ; )

    all day long
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
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    @djxil remind you that you slept with your mouth in the same position and about the stat that people end up swallowing spiders like that.

    #jussayin'
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,678 Member
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    Grab a box of tissues cuz she's going to be doing some crying and self-hating when she wakes up. Offer her a ride to the nearest church / AA meeting. You know, the usual when someone who looks like that wakes up next to someone like me.
  • sunshinesquared
    sunshinesquared Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Ask for breakfast, then run like hell.

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