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you wake up in bed w/ the person above...
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tell her to put on that little black dress so i can watch her take it off again0
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Roll over and go another round.0
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Well that escalated quickly0
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Say good morning and beg for.... coffee (or whatever)0
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@ Snap_Shot....He's mistaken me for someone else..get up, look around...i'm out.
@ Sugar...Want Starbucks?0 -
Yes please. Grande, extra hot, half caf, half sweet vanilla soy latte. :bigsmile:0
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Check my coffee for roofies...0
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say thank you0
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Ask if it was good for her..0
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Quietly gather my things and catch a cab before she tries to explain that it was a really big mistake and she was just so drunk and... The usual regret lines.0
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giggle because he looks so cute in my polka dot hot pink panties0
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lick her from ear to toes, stopping at the midway point for about an hour0
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"dude wheres my car?"0
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Say to myself, Oh crap and then ask him if what he has planned for the day0
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Ask what the hell they are still doing here, and kick them out. If it's not my house then run for it before they wake up. One night is all I need, avoid the morning after awkward meet.0
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*tip toes out* Oppps....wrong bed again. My bad.0
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Omelettes okay for breakfast?0
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Again?! Let's just make this official...0
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Roll over, then ask " did you know you fart when you sleep?"...then leave!0
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Make a fort out of the sheets!0
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Another round!0
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You tired?0
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gets her a coffee and let her feel her way around0
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Ask him if he happens to have the telephone number for Alcoholics Anonymous.0
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.. Again..... let's just stat dating cause this is getting awkward0
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kiss, spank, repeat0
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Just go with it...and ask if he's up for another round0
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Run my fingers through her pretty hair, brush it, braid it. Make coffee.0
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Lawd, what did we drink? Will you brush and braid my hair, too?0
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i'll brush and braid your hair, but after that, it's round 2.0
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