"Don't Diet like a MAN!"

3foldchord
3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
So, is there some new crazy diet fad out there? I keep getting "suggested post" & "sponsored site" on Faceebok that all have the same theme... [targeted at females, obviously] "Don't diet like a man".."this is why you should never diet like man."...


HOW does a man "diet"?
and what is this new theme of diet posts/sites/ads?

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  • FredDoyle
    FredDoyle Posts: 2,272 Member
    A man diets by wrasslin bears and eating raw meat brah.
  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
    Beef jerkey, bacon, and milk straight from the cow. Exercise is wood chopping. Seems to be working for Hugh Jackman.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    I wonder if they are comparing poop from both genders to assess this?

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Scratching your butt and sniffing your fingers burns extra calories.
  • roxierachael
    roxierachael Posts: 81 Member
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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    A man's diet includes eating tacos.
    Maybe this is a right wing conspiracy to stop some women from eating tacos.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    A man's diet includes eating tacos.
    Maybe this is a right wing conspiracy to stop some women from eating tacos.

    Hey now I had tacos last night...and bacon this morning...apparently my FB isn't getting the same feeds.
  • gigglybeth
    gigglybeth Posts: 365 Member
    A man's diet includes eating tacos.
    Maybe this is a right wing conspiracy to stop some women from eating tacos.

    Hey now I had tacos last night...and bacon this morning...apparently my FB isn't getting the same feeds.

    Umm....I don't think he means the tacos you are thinking of.
  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    Bump, I'm curious, but not enough to watch the video.

    (My man "diets" by occasionally stepping on the scale and being happy, heavy, or light - then "just cutting back a bit" or "eating a little more" without ever tracking anything, or seeming to go out of his way, then stepping on the scale again a few weeks later, having fixed the problem. He turns 40 tomorrow, and has a 32 inch waist. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.)
  • misschoppo
    misschoppo Posts: 463 Member
    Beef jerkey, bacon, and milk straight from the cow. Exercise is wood chopping. Seems to be working for Hugh Jackman.

    :happy:
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    A man diets by wrasslin bears and eating raw meat brah.
    speaking in generalities, women generally lack the upper body strength to wrassle bears. This could be part of their reasoning.

    we get to the bear wrassling after our 15th week of heavy lifting. Croc Wrassling is at week 22.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,342 Member
    Ladies need to diet by eating off a side plate when the rest of the family has dinner plates, and by lifting pink 4lb weights and toning their calves by wearing heels, and never exercising enough to do more than glow, because a lady doesn't sweat.

    Don't diet like a man. It's uncouth, and you'll never make a good match.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    A man's diet includes eating tacos.
    Maybe this is a right wing conspiracy to stop some women from eating tacos.

    Hey now I had tacos last night...and bacon this morning...apparently my FB isn't getting the same feeds.

    Umm....I don't think he means the tacos you are thinking of.

    I know I was steering it to the other ones, the one's I like to eat...

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