Time to avoid blueberries?
Acg67
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So many chemicals...
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oh noeeeeeeeeeeeeees...
That is way over the 5 ingrediant limit....*I didn't count them but wow*0 -
OMG, I just ate a bowl full of cottage cheese and.... and... CHEMICALS!!!! :sad:0
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Hahahahahahaha0
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wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...
Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...0 -
Just had blueberries with my breakfast yum yum!0
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I'm going to wash them down with a diet Pepsi.0
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I freeze mine then put them in smoothies with ice cream and protein powder so it makes them all better.0
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I eat dried blueberries because the drying process eliminates all those nasty chemicals.0
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yes all, please stop eating blueberries
they're awful for you
just send them all to my house
where i will dispose* of them.
*disclaimer: i will actually eat them all and turn into a massive blueberry :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...
Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...
Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.0 -
you will have to pry them from my cold, dead hands. Now - when will they be back in season, so I can buy some?0
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It's OK to eat blueberries if you neutralise all the chemicals by eating them with yoghurt/quark, crispy M&Ms and marshmallows.0
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That's some dirty *kitten* food...0
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Maybe we need to all eat clean and our blueberries wouldn't have chemicals.0
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Had some this morning on top of my key lime greek yogurt! Damn. I knew I should have just ate a pop tart instead.0
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wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...
Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...
Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.
right, that is common knowledge.0 -
It's too late for me. I'm doomed. My whole body is over-ridden with chemicals. :sad: :sad:
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OMG. From now on I am only going to eat foods that do not contain any chemicals.....<googles feverishly>..... yep just as I thought. The only foods without chemicals are Chocolate, Bacon and Rum :bigsmile:0
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Why would you want to avoid me? :sad:0
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Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.
Recognises it as Pi?0 -
So many chemicals...
I can't pronounce a lot of those ingredients so I definitely can't eat blueberries!!!0 -
The fresh air part looks bad too. I should also stop breathing.0
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Our natural bodies produce their very own chemicals and some more than others.0
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Blueberries are made for stuffing up your nose, silly. Who actually eats them? :laugh:0
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The only foods without chemicals are Chocolate, Bacon and Rum :bigsmile:
OT: These foods go together so well.
One of my favourite desserts is a banana with a little bit of spiced rum, wrapped in foil and baked for about 10-15 minutes... then drizzled with melted dark choc, with a crispy bacon rasher crumbled over the top.
Bonus lack of chemicals.0 -
Ha! I was just thinking the other day I needed to find something like this for all future "evil chemicals" threads. Organic chemistry for the win!
Also, need one for apples, cause you know, arsenic and what not....0 -
Yes. Because they taste bad. Frauding fruits!0
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Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.
Recognises it as Pi?
No no - although that's a common misunderstanding. Literal pie. 3.14 is the Pi Time Factor that causes the added sugar to change molecular shape & chemical formula while remaining sucrose. That change is what lets the body see it as pie and thus direct fat & toxin response. It's a very complex biochemical process.
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I love that the last ingredient is FRESH AIR (E941), (E948), (E290).0
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*sticks finger down throat* damn just had some!0
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