Emberrasing moments?

I have my funny moments. Veryy funny ones. I used to think that they were deginately not funny but one day I decided to be brave(lol) and confessed to someone. She couldn't stop laughing.

Once, we had very important guests (they were my father's politician friends). We were 10 people total, and my mom prepared them a VERY special menu which took her days to prepare. We are Turkish and my mom is an amazing cook , anyway, just before they came, my mom went to the grocery store to buy drinks and asked me to put salt in one of the fancy dishes. As soon as she left, I attacked the food like I have never eaten something before. I was so full before I started, but I ate ALL the food for 3 big families including the desserts. Poor mom was shocked but she wasn't even mad at me, we ordered pizza(yes,pizza). The looks on the guests faces were memorable.

Or, once, I decided to try everything my cafeteria had. Our cafeteria is the best cafeteria ever, and that is not a good thing. I ate more than 10 candy bars, 6 packs of chips, lots and lots of pretzels and I don't even know how many cookies. I was so sick in my stomach, I had to take medicine and go home. It was hard to explain to my parents that I was sick because I ate too much candy.

I don't want to talk about when I accidentally ate a jar of frosting and cake candy for the halloween party cake..

Do you ever have moments like these?