What's invisible and smells like carrots?

nutellabrah
nutellabrah Posts: 543
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.....Bunny farts.

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  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?










    .....A zebra with a drum-kit.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Who's got a body making them girls go "dayum"?



    .....Dat nutellabrah.
    (Who also seems to be bored atm).
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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  • wndrwmn86
    wndrwmn86 Posts: 507 Member
    heh I love punny jokes :)
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Because the "P" is silent.
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    A stick
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    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    I dunno...

    How?
  • ScorpionQwean
    ScorpionQwean Posts: 1,013 Member
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    I dunno...

    How?

    I guess he keeping you in suspense....LMAO:laugh:
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
    How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

    I dunno...

    How?

    I guess he keeping you in suspense....LMAO:laugh:

    Darn it --bamboozled again...
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?








    A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

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