My lunch is better than yours

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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Can I smell your breath when you're done eating it?

    I'll do you one better. I'll lick your face like a hungover St. Bernard.

    I just want to know why the St. Bernard would be hungover? Do they drink a lot?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Can I smell your breath when you're done eating it?

    I'll do you one better. I'll lick your face like a hungover St. Bernard.

    I just want to know why the St. Bernard would be hungover? Do they drink a lot?

    C'mon. You think they have those mini kegs under their chins because they deal well?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    600 cals of steamed unseasoned edamame...

    I win...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Can I smell your breath when you're done eating it?

    I'll do you one better. I'll lick your face like a hungover St. Bernard.

    I just want to know why the St. Bernard would be hungover? Do they drink a lot?

    C'mon. You think they have those mini kegs under their chins because they deal well?

    I thought they were for messages!!! My life has been a lie.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    My lunch was a sirloin steak sandwich on 3 cheese bread with English mustard, a Cadbury Caramel Egg for dessert and a can of Rio to wash it down.

    Come at me, brah!
  • rachelmarie1
    rachelmarie1 Posts: 201 Member
    i had a cup of homemade chili and a cara cara orange :) yummy!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    My lunch includes a cupcake.

    I win.


    Unless your lunch included this cupcake http://www.myfitnesspal.com/user/callmecupcakedammit/status

    I'm sorry but you do not win. You do the exact opposite of win.

    You lose. (just in case it was unclear)

    Actually, it was one of anh720's cupcakes.

    Totally a win.

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  • Curleycue0314
    Curleycue0314 Posts: 245 Member
    Homemade Deer Meat Chili! Beans Beans the magical fruit included!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    My lunch was a sirloin steak sandwich on 3 cheese bread with English mustard, a Cadbury Caramel Egg for dessert and a can of Rio to wash it down.

    Come at me, brah!


    Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?


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  • allaboutthecake
    allaboutthecake Posts: 1,535 Member
    Pancakes.:love:

    Peach Mango Pancakes. With real butter. :love:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    My lunch includes a cupcake.

    I win.


    Unless your lunch included this cupcake http://www.myfitnesspal.com/user/callmecupcakedammit/status

    I'm sorry but you do not win. You do the exact opposite of win.

    You lose. (just in case it was unclear)

    Actually, it was one of anh720's cupcakes.

    Totally a win.

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    I'm going to collect my trophy now.

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  • tesha_chandler
    tesha_chandler Posts: 378 Member
    You had me until "..garlic butter" lol
  • chrs86
    chrs86 Posts: 151 Member
    Old country Buffet for appetizer and a triple Baconater with extra cheese for my entree. I can feel the grease dripping between my fingers now. I knew I shouldn't have opened this crap.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I am sure any ones lunch is better then mine.. Turkey burger with 1 cup of peas....

    blah..
  • Linda6580
    Linda6580 Posts: 192 Member
    Lettuce, Brown sugar chicken, blueberries, shredded cheese and raspberry poppyseed dressing. For dessert, Cosmic brownie! I don't think i win, i'm still hungry!!! Also, need bacon!!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I dunno. I really liked mine. Plus my farts will be so much better......

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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I dunno. I really liked mine. Plus my farts will be so much better......

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    You truly are going to have the best farts ever. There will be much rejoicing.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I dunno. I really liked mine. Plus my farts will be so much better......

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    YUM. And those farts will be glorious as they fluff past your sack and hit you in the face to make you proud with their essence.
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    I had a turkey sandwich with dried out bread and limp lettuce. Yay me!
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    I dunno. I really liked mine. Plus my farts will be so much better......

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    YUM. And those farts will be glorious as they fluff past your sack and hit you in the face to make you proud with their essence.

    You paint such a beautiful picture with your words.
  • Michellekutz1
    Michellekutz1 Posts: 122
    Stuffed pepper with Chick Peas instead of rice YUMMMY
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    I dunno. I really liked mine. Plus my farts will be so much better......

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    This is the lunch I want in my belly.
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I had all the sushi! I win!!!
  • victal
    victal Posts: 1,375 Member
    I had Lamb curry :smokin:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Plus my farts will be so much better......

    Challenge accepted.

    My homemade sriracha-orange chicken breast over jasmine white rice, with pan seared Brussels sprouts.

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    Cabbage vs the bean...I think I got you.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    why?!?!?! why did I read this?!?!?!?!

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    I'm gonna have to second this emotion

    Me too! :cry: And then I saw that peanut butter cup cheesecake! :sad:
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    Just lift Sweet Pea....yeah I didn't really go anywhere ;)
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    I'm going to have bacon and ..... really it doesn't even matter what I have with it does it? BACON!!

    for the win!!

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