If the user above was the last other human on earth...

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    -hides in corner and waits til all cannibals are gone-
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Talk about feelings. Share a good cry. Hug it out. Go off and look for Parcheeze and maybe Uno.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Tie him to a tree for attempting to talk about feeling to someone with #ZeroFeelz.
    I'll feed you when I'm done catching a shark :angry:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Homer, I thought the choices are sex or cannibalism
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Fine fine.. We'll try to repopulate and realize that the parts don't quite fit. WE'RE SCREWED!!!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    she'd probably always have a headache. :frown:
  • Hook him to a fishing hook and go shark fishing.
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    @brainy we'd build us a playhouse.
  • There was to many instruction from the guy above to follow for this post so I would buy him a coloring book.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    @brainy we'd build us a playhouse.

    I'll Hunt us up some meat and he can build a fire and some shelter. He the man, that's his job.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Sit around, fart, and wait for bj's.
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    @brainy we'd build us a playhouse.

    I'll Hunt us up some meat and he can build a fire and some shelter. He the man, that's his job.

    ...and then we could go play in the playhouse?
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    @brainy we'd build us a playhouse.

    I'll Hunt us up some meat and he can build a fire and some shelter. He the man, that's his job.

    ...and then we could go play in the playhouse?

    As long as it doesn't leak!
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Sit around, fart, and wait for bj's.

    Keep waiting..... you're the lure for the game.
  • Tell him to color inside the lines.
  • Sit around, fart, and wait for bj's.

    lmao
  • jjennyb4
    jjennyb4 Posts: 1,581 Member
    Play a card game
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    This has turned into "Lost"!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Dibs on Kate. Js. -wears Kate sign-

    That means.. We'd get it on, are you Jack, Martinez? Let's save earth!

    @jjennyb4 You can be the other chick, forgot her name lol
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Run and hide.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Talk for YEARS
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    @joe Lure you out with turtles!!!
    @Sassy ohhh yeah keep talking for hourssss
    ETA: Don't kill me about the turtles comment, please, sassy!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Put in ear plugs and bang away.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    let the race become extinct! There is always re-evolution
  • Help Sinisterly carry joe_madre and throw him off a cliff.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    @joe Lure you out with turtles!!!
    @Sassy ohhh yeah keep talking for hourssss
    ETA: Don't kill me about the turtles comment, please, sassy!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That damn turtle SMH

    @ solar... BAaaaang... lol...was that an option
  • Act out all the season of Entoutage
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Help Sinisterly carry joe_madre and throw him off a cliff.

    Yeah, you'll be needing some help.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Screwed.

    I would do what people did, back in the Victorian era: As soon as they discovered there was only one animal of a species left, they'd hunt it down and shoot it. "Bang! HA! I got the last one!"
  • SF2514
    SF2514 Posts: 794 Member
    not too screwed I guess?
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    Screwed.

    I would do what people did, back in the Victorian era: As soon as they discovered there was only one animal of a species left, they'd hunt it down and shoot it. "Bang! HA! I got the last one!"

    Oh... is that all. I was feeling a little worried (in a prison sort of way) when you first said "screwed".