I like your husband.

ValerieMartini2Olives
ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
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And he likes me. Cuz I do all the stuff that you won't do! I even made him a sandwich.
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  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    Haha! I'm glad he's found someone to clip his toenails for him! He's been pestering me about that...
  • fitfan11
    fitfan11 Posts: 544 Member
    Wow!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    The sandwhich is what sealed the deal!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    I was doing that before you defiled my dad.
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    Score! :flowerforyou:
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    And he likes me. Cuz I do all the stuff that you won't do! I even made him a sandwich.

    So dishes and laundry? Awesome. You can stay.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    I was doing that before you defiled my dad.

    So snappy with your mother! Spank?
  • anj1030
    anj1030 Posts: 153 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.


    ANNNNND...I love you.
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
    my husband would never go for a woman with glasses like that......
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    I was doing that before you defiled my dad.

    So snappy with your mother! Spank?

    You have a lot to learn about this if you're still using question marks.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.


    ANNNNND...I love you.

    Step off...she's mine!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    I was doing that before you defiled my dad.

    So snappy with your mother! Spank?

    You have a lot to learn about this if you're still using question marks.

    Well you know... I have manners.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    giphy.gif \m/
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    Heyyyy mommy.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    Haha! I'm glad he's found someone to clip his toenails for him! He's been pestering me about that...

    Oh yeah. I clipped them. Then I filed them down. Mmm hmm.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    my husband would never go for a woman with glasses like that......

    Really? Funny... He likes them as part of a dirty fetish.
  • mrskatbevins
    mrskatbevins Posts: 41
    This made my day.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    But there's just one problem . . .

    [dramatic hand gesture]
    I'm married to a woman! I haaaaave no husband!!
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    LOL I was wondering why he was in such a good mood this morning.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    LOL I was wondering why he was in such a good mood this morning.

    BACON?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    :drinker: :love:
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    You can have him...I'll take my boyfriend instead!
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  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    You can have him...I'll take my boyfriend instead!

    I love you.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    really... you want this???? take him... he's yours!

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    So hot right now.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I have a husband??

    Where the hell have I been?? NEVER SEEN HIM!!!!!!!!!! :angry:
  • MissSaturday
    MissSaturday Posts: 784 Member
    He is all your .. I will also pay you weekly :laugh: :laugh:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    That's cool, I banged your dad. You can call me mommy now.

    I banged Granny.... you can just call me Big Poppa
  • lsorci919
    lsorci919 Posts: 772 Member
    We have something in common.... I only 'like" him right now too

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