Werewolf diet?

rachelamber_x

Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

According to the article it says

It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html

mccindy72

Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

According to the article it says

It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html

Yes, and soon there will be MFPers asking who's tried it and if it worked for them.

Amitysk

Oh my...

DamePiglet

"werewolf" weight loss?
ppffttt... they lose 6 lbs instantly by shaving their pubes.

Shuuma

I'm disappointed there isn't more fur and raw meat in this thread.

Also, if Madonna's on this diet, I'm not doing it because she looked horribly bloated in the face at the Grammy's.

wheird

I have done it and it werks for me. You eat normally for most days of the month, then during the full moon you run around naked and eat raw meat, just like our werewolf ancestors

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:

Yes. And they're everywhere.

Phoenix_Warrior

I'm in. But only if said full moon will make me turn.

skullshank

Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

According to the article it says

It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html

Yes, and soon there will be MFPers asking who's tried it and if it worked for them.

this EXACTLY.

chatogal

Now I have NO idea if the phases of the moon can affect the way we lose weight. But it certainly affects the oceans and being a midwife, I can assure we KNOW we are much busier at the full moon. So, it may not be such a silly idea afterall!

Cozmetick

I have done it and it werks for me. You eat normally for most days of the month, then during the full moon you run around naked and eat raw meat, just like our werewolf ancestors

Hahaha amazing!

QuietBloom

Wow. Behold the lack of critical thinking skills. :noway:

ETA: Does this mean Demi and Madonna should be referred to as 'Moon Moon' from now on? I think it does.

wheird

Wow so many haters on here. If you dont do it how can you comment on it?

bcattoes

Now I have NO idea if the phases of the moon can affect the way we lose weight. But it certainly affects the oceans and being a midwife, I can assure we KNOW we are much busier at the full moon. So, it may not be such a silly idea afterall!

It makes one wonder what happens when the moon cycles back around, as it is bound to do. 6 lb weight gain?

jackpotclown

step 1....get hairy
step 2....eat all the foodz \m/
\m/

RivenV

Wow so many haters on here. If you dont do it how can you comment on it?

I know; they're so... so... mean!

SamanthaD1218

I prefer the vampire diet where I base everything around my menstrual cycle. But that's just me.

Actually, that sounds like something Madonna would do.

DamePiglet

Wow. Behold the lack of critical thinking skills. :noway:

ETA: Does this mean Demi and Madonna should be referred to as 'Moon Moon' from now on? I think it does.

YES YES!!!

SLLRunner

Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

According to the article it says

It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html

Yes, and soon there will be MFPers asking who's tried it and if it worked for them.

As harsh as it is, this is so true.

wheird

step 1....get hairy
step 2....eat all the foodz \m/
\m/

I have completed both steps!

abuck_13

I have done it and it werks for me. You eat normally for most days of the month, then during the full moon you run around naked and eat raw meat, just like our werewolf ancestors

Now that made me laugh!

+1 for that