Werewolf diet?

rachelamber_x
rachelamber_x Posts: 104 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

According to the article it says
It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html
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  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

    According to the article it says
    It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
    Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

    Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html

    Yes, and soon there will be MFPers asking who's tried it and if it worked for them.
  • Amitysk
    Amitysk Posts: 705 Member
    Oh my...
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    "werewolf" weight loss?
    ppffttt... they lose 6 lbs instantly by shaving their pubes.
  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
    I'm disappointed there isn't more fur and raw meat in this thread.

    Also, if Madonna's on this diet, I'm not doing it because she looked horribly bloated in the face at the Grammy's.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I have done it and it werks for me. You eat normally for most days of the month, then during the full moon you run around naked and eat raw meat, just like our werewolf ancestors
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:

    Yes. And they're everywhere.
  • Phoenix_Warrior
    Phoenix_Warrior Posts: 1,633 Member
    I'm in. But only if said full moon will make me turn.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

    According to the article it says
    It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
    Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

    Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html

    Yes, and soon there will be MFPers asking who's tried it and if it worked for them.

    this EXACTLY.
  • chatogal
    chatogal Posts: 436 Member
    Now I have NO idea if the phases of the moon can affect the way we lose weight. But it certainly affects the oceans and being a midwife, I can assure we KNOW we are much busier at the full moon. So, it may not be such a silly idea afterall!:wink:
  • Cozmetick
    Cozmetick Posts: 94 Member
    I have done it and it werks for me. You eat normally for most days of the month, then during the full moon you run around naked and eat raw meat, just like our werewolf ancestors
    Hahaha amazing!
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Wow. Behold the lack of critical thinking skills. :noway:

    ETA: Does this mean Demi and Madonna should be referred to as 'Moon Moon' from now on? I think it does.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Wow so many haters on here. If you dont do it how can you comment on it?
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Now I have NO idea if the phases of the moon can affect the way we lose weight. But it certainly affects the oceans and being a midwife, I can assure we KNOW we are much busier at the full moon. So, it may not be such a silly idea afterall!:wink:

    It makes one wonder what happens when the moon cycles back around, as it is bound to do. 6 lb weight gain?
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    step 1....get hairy
    step 2....eat all the foodz \m/
    giphy.gif \m/
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    Wow so many haters on here. If you dont do it how can you comment on it?

    I know; they're so... so... mean! :angry:
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 303 Member
    I prefer the vampire diet where I base everything around my menstrual cycle. But that's just me.

    Actually, that sounds like something Madonna would do.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Wow. Behold the lack of critical thinking skills. :noway:

    ETA: Does this mean Demi and Madonna should be referred to as 'Moon Moon' from now on? I think it does.

    YES YES!!!
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

    According to the article it says
    It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
    Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.

    Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2545419/Forget-5-2-time-WEREWOLF-diet-Eating-lunar-calendar-like-Madonna-Demi-Moore-claims-shed-6lb-ONE-DAY.html

    Yes, and soon there will be MFPers asking who's tried it and if it worked for them.
    As harsh as it is, this is so true.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    step 1....get hairy
    step 2....eat all the foodz \m/
    giphy.gif \m/

    I have completed both steps!
  • abuck_13
    abuck_13 Posts: 382 Member
    I have done it and it werks for me. You eat normally for most days of the month, then during the full moon you run around naked and eat raw meat, just like our werewolf ancestors

    Now that made me laugh!

    +1 for that
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Team Jacob!
  • chatogal
    chatogal Posts: 436 Member
    Now I have NO idea if the phases of the moon can affect the way we lose weight. But it certainly affects the oceans and being a midwife, I can assure we KNOW we are much busier at the full moon. So, it may not be such a silly idea afterall!:wink:

    It makes one wonder what happens when the moon cycles back around, as it is bound to do. 6 lb weight gain?

    lol...funnnny
  • rachelamber_x
    rachelamber_x Posts: 104 Member
    "werewolf" weight loss?
    ppffttt... they lose 6 lbs instantly by shaving their pubes.

    Hahaha
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Now I have NO idea if the phases of the moon can affect the way we lose weight. But it certainly affects the oceans and being a midwife, I can assure we KNOW we are much busier at the full moon. So, it may not be such a silly idea afterall!:wink:

    I have to agree with the full moon and water (it seems to especially effect those who are water signs in astrology). And people do act crazy on full moons... I just doubt it has anything to do with weight loss. :wink:
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    I personally prefer the Chupacabra diet.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Werewolf?

    There wolf.

    There castle.
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    Seriously? Are some people actually that stupid?:noway:

    Lots of people think "Paleo" is how cavemen eat.

    Same old, same old...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Apparently there is a new diet followed by people like Madonna and Demi Moore called the werewolf diet.

    According to the article it says
    It is based on the idea that the moon effects the water in our bodies in the same way that it determines the tides of the oceans, and that this power can be harnessed to help you lose weight.
    Some websites detailing the diet even claim it is possible to lose up to 6lbs in 24 hours.



    Will I feel a tug?

    Let me just lurk around to send FR to the female meat-eaters!:love:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Wow. Behold the lack of critical thinking skills. :noway:

    ETA: Does this mean Demi and Madonna should be referred to as 'Moon Moon' from now on? I think it does.

    ^This just won the interwebs for the day.
  • Always_Smiling_D
    Always_Smiling_D Posts: 118 Member
    Not sure it affects water retention... sure as hell brings the crazy out of me, LOL

    Everything is a diet... everything is a short cut... Moderation, Healthier Choices, Movement - that is what works...

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