Your mama... insults

TheFisherKing
TheFisherKing Posts: 935
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You remember back when "Your mama" insults were in vogue? Can you think of a great one? Let me start this.


Your mama...

IS SO DUMB, SHE HAD TO STUDY FOR A BLOOD TEST!!!

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  • tomlockhart
    tomlockhart Posts: 379 Member
    awesome ****ing thread.

    going way back

    so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she's already world wide.
  • hep26000
    hep26000 Posts: 156 Member
    Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
  • hep26000
    hep26000 Posts: 156 Member
    Your momma's so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook!
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Your mom is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade.
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    Your mama is so fat, she stepped on a quarter and made change
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Your mama so ugly they put HER in the window at Halloween!
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Your mama so fat she has her own zip code
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Your mom is so poor she paid $100 in coupons and 0.01 at the register.
  • hep26000
    hep26000 Posts: 156 Member
    Your momma is so stupid she put two quarters in her ear to listen to 50 Cent!
  • hep26000
    hep26000 Posts: 156 Member
    Yo Momma is so fat- not even Dora can explore her!
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    Yo mamma so stupid that when someone said it was chilly outside, she went out with a bowl and a spoon....
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Your momma so ugly her shadow ran away from her
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    Yo Momma is so grouchy, the McDonald's she works at doesn't even serve Happy Meals...
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Yo mama so cheap she ON the dollar menu at McDonalds!
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    Yo mamma is like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    Yo mama's so easy a cave man can do it
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Your mama's is so fat, she sweats Crisco.

    Your mama's feet are so ashy, she looks like she's been kicking bags of flour.

    Your mama's so ugly that when she was born they had to put tinted glass on her incubator.

    Your mama's so dumb she stared at a box of orange juice for 20 minutes because it said "concentrate" on it.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Yo mama is so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes
  • TheFisherKing
    TheFisherKing Posts: 935
    Yo mama is so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes

    THAT is hilarious. Have not heard it before.
  • TrevNiel22
    TrevNiel22 Posts: 182
    Your mom was so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
    Your mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet
    Your mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.
    Your mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it
    Your momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and ****s hamburgers.
    Your mama so fat she sat on the TV while you were watching Family Guy and Brian the dog died.

    Let me know, I got a lot saved lol.

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