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You ever get a pervy PM?
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Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
BIG SIGH OF RELIEF
I am within the range. :drinker:0 -
Be nice to get one LOL0
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It took forever but I finally got one and then she wouldn't reply to my messages. Tease!0
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Challenge accepted.Be nice to get one LOL0 -
But you said I went too far last time.Still awaiting one
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\m/\m/
Challenge accepted.Be nice to get one LOL0 -
NO! But now I want to. Send me your creepiest message and I will have my panel of experts pick the best one and repost it here, giving you full credit, of course.0
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I never got one till I replied to this thread. Now they come out of the woodwork... Can't complain lol
^^^ ME TOO ^^^0 -
I've already posted mine. Go back a few pages. :drinker:NO! But now I want to. Send me your creepiest message and I will have my panel of experts pick the best one and repost it here, giving you full credit, of course.0 -
Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.0 -
Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
Here is a list of 99 names for boobs. Which one appeals to you the most?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=99 words for boobs
How about Super Big Gulp?0 -
HAHA! Well, Does a bear *kitten* in the woods? I get at least one a day, if not more.0
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Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:0
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So, your saying the one you got was NOT from a woman? Lol Not that there's anything wrong with that.:laugh:do women send pervy pm too?0 -
Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
....did you send them a junk shot?
Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!
I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.0 -
Hmmm...I'll keep that in mind :bigsmile:Be nice to get one LOL 0 -
Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
....did you send them a junk shot?
Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!
I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.
I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.0 -
Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
....did you send them a junk shot?
Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!
I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.
I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.0 -
Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
....did you send them a junk shot?
Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!
I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.
I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
I want the recipient to feel special. 0 -
That's what the junk shot is for!
Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
....did you send them a junk shot?
Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!
I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.
I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
I want the recipient to feel special.
Make them scroll for it hahaha :P0 -
But you said I went too far last time.Still awaiting one
Is there such a thing as too far? :huh: :noway:0 -
That's what the junk shot is for!
Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
....did you send them a junk shot?
Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!
I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.
I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
I want the recipient to feel special.
Make them scroll for it hahaha :P
I am thinking I might send you one later. On the way out now though0 -
I just snorted.0 -
**** I wish!0
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Yah got a boog hang...just saying.
I just snorted.
Nice hair btw:flowerforyou:0 -
Incoming!**** I wish!
And... This is my last message for now, off to bed with me!0 -
Nope, and not looking for it lol! My PM box remains a virgin lol0
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Nope, and not looking for it lol! My PM box remains a virgin lol
Your box is not longer a virgin, totally deflowered it0 -
Age range for me to be amused by pervs......I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.
Ugh, not the age thing again
+/- 25 years
I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.
Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
Here is a list of 99 names for boobs. Which one appeals to you the most?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=99 words for boobs
How about Super Big Gulp?
I'm thinking congo bongos might be better suited for me lol0 -
Congo Bongos, I like it!0
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