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    You ever get a pervy PM?

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    • Posts: 2,393 Member
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      Age range for me to be amused by pervs......

      +/- 25 years

      I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.

      BIG SIGH OF RELIEF

      I am within the range. :drinker:
    • Posts: 386 Member
      Be nice to get one LOL
    • Posts: 764
      It took forever but I finally got one and then she wouldn't reply to my messages. Tease!
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      Be nice to get one LOL
      Challenge accepted.
    • Posts: 2,504 Member
      Still awaiting one :tongue:
      But you said I went too far last time. :angry:
    • Posts: 386 Member
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      Challenge accepted.
      \m/\m/
    • Posts: 73 Member
      NO! But now I want to. Send me your creepiest message and I will have my panel of experts pick the best one and repost it here, giving you full credit, of course.
    • Posts: 1,581 Member
      I never got one till I replied to this thread. Now they come out of the woodwork... Can't complain lol ;)

      ^^^ ME TOO ^^^
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      NO! But now I want to. Send me your creepiest message and I will have my panel of experts pick the best one and repost it here, giving you full credit, of course.
      I've already posted mine. Go back a few pages. :drinker:
    • Posts: 1,568 Member
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      Age range for me to be amused by pervs......

      +/- 25 years

      I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.

      Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
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      Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.

      Here is a list of 99 names for boobs. Which one appeals to you the most?

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=99 words for boobs

      How about Super Big Gulp?
    • Posts: 346 Member
      HAHA! Well, Does a bear *kitten* in the woods? I get at least one a day, if not more.
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
      Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
    • Posts: 346 Member
      do women send pervy pm too?
      So, your saying the one you got was NOT from a woman? Lol Not that there's anything wrong with that.:laugh:
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:

      ....did you send them a junk shot?
      Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

      I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.
    • Posts: 346 Member
      Be nice to get one LOL
      Hmmm...I'll keep that in mind :bigsmile: :wink:
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
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      ....did you send them a junk shot?
      Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

      I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.

      I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
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      I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
      Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
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      Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      I want the recipient to feel special. :tongue:
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
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      I want the recipient to feel special. :tongue:
      That's what the junk shot is for!
      Make them scroll for it hahaha :P
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
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      But you said I went too far last time. :angry:

      Is there such a thing as too far? :huh: :noway:
    • Posts: 2,393 Member
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      That's what the junk shot is for!
      Make them scroll for it hahaha :P

      I am thinking I might send you one later. On the way out now though
    • Posts: 418 Member
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      I just snorted.
    • Posts: 95 Member
      **** I wish!
    • Posts: 9,097 Member
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      I just snorted.
      Yah got a boog hang...just saying.

      Nice hair btw:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      **** I wish!
      Incoming!
      And... This is my last message for now, off to bed with me!
    • Posts: 1,189 Member
      Nope, and not looking for it lol! My PM box remains a virgin lol
    • Posts: 1,568 Member
      Nope, and not looking for it lol! My PM box remains a virgin lol

      Your box is not longer a virgin, totally deflowered it
    • Posts: 1,568 Member
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      Here is a list of 99 names for boobs. Which one appeals to you the most?

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=99 words for boobs

      How about Super Big Gulp?

      I'm thinking congo bongos might be better suited for me lol
    • Posts: 858 Member
      Congo Bongos, I like it!
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