You ever get a pervy PM?
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I used to have an MFP that was a bit forward about her feelings but not really pervy I don't think. It takes a whale of a remark to offend me so I am not the best reference.0
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Now I want to send pervy PMs to everyone who hasn't received one... :smokin:0
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No, but I'm willing to learn.0
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not pervy enough.........
Oops. That's likely gonna get you a whole slew of unsolicited PM's all trying to be the most perverted (and likely unwanted) message you've ever gotten. Might wanna put on your hip waders, coz it's about to get deep in your inbox. Good luck to ya!0 -
YES HE TOLD ME HE HAD A BIG C**K
I'm not a woman, but if I were, a big cork wouldn't be all that impressive to me.0 -
not pervy enough.........
I tried my best!!!0 -
yeah from MIA all the time. :drinker:
HEY! That was supposed to be a secret!!0 -
Honestly I don't find them that amusing. I'd prefer an interesting conversation any day!0
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Not yet, but here's hoping.0
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Wtf, Mia never sends me any!!
Oh well, at least I get nudes from Theslorax.0 -
not pervy enough.........
Oops. That's likely gonna get you a whole slew of unsolicited PM's all trying to be the most perverted (and likely unwanted) message you've ever gotten. Might wanna put on your hip waders, coz it's about to get deep in your inbox. Good luck to ya!
Yesssssss!!!0 -
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Wtf, Mia never sends me any!!
Oh well, at least I get nudes from Theslorax.
You'll have to revise this statement0 -
Wtf, Mia never sends me any!!
Oh well, at least I get nudes from Theslorax.
You'll have to revise this statement
I'm so happy he shares
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Wtf, Mia never sends me any!!
Oh well, at least I get nudes from Theslorax.
You'll have to revise this statement
I'm so happy he shares
They do say Sharing is Caring.0 -
yeah from MIA all the time. :drinker:
HEY! That was supposed to be a secret!!
doh! don't worry I'll keep the noods for myself :drinker:0 -
not pervy enough.........
Oops. That's likely gonna get you a whole slew of unsolicited PM's all trying to be the most perverted (and likely unwanted) message you've ever gotten. Might wanna put on your hip waders, coz it's about to get deep in your inbox. Good luck to ya!
Yesssssss!!!
I can't tell if you're happy or crazy, so I'm just going err on the side of caution and not send you any. That is, unless you're crazy and not sending you any will cause you to tie me up in your basement....wait, even if that's the case, I'm not going to send you any. :laugh:0 -
Wtf, Mia sends me pervy PMs!
Oh well, at least I get nudes from Theslorax.
Revised!0 -
See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
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YES HE TOLD ME HE HAD A BIG C**K
I'm not a woman, but if I were, a big cork wouldn't be all that impressive to me.
Please spread this thinking to the masses!!0 -
See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?0 -
I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
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Wtf, Mia sends me pervy PMs!
Oh well, at least I get nudes from Theslorax.
Revised!
You're supposed to share!!!!!!!!!
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I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
Fantastic !!! Absolutely hilarious !!0 -
See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?
Why, so you can follow the dogs lead as to the place you most want to be? :laugh:0 -
See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?
Why, so you can follow the dogs lead as to the place you most want to be? :laugh:
If your dog wants to be all up in there I'm not sure anyone else does...
Just sayin0 -
See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?
Why, so you can follow the dogs lead as to the place you most want to be? :laugh:
Gina leads me where I wanna go most of the time. Right now it is to lunch.0 -
pro tipI work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
put yer crotch shot back up.0 -
Not on here but I used to get them on Yahoo! Messenger from time to time. Lately if I login there all I get are these bots where these women want me to watch them on their camera (you can tell by their responses that they're not reading what you write and it's automated). First of all, I'm not interested. And secondly, even if I were into girls, those websites would probably give my computer a virus.0
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Not lately. How I miss it!0
http://youtu.be/yetRcxEEiVI
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