You ever get a pervy PM?
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See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?0 -
I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!0 -
Wtf, Mia sends me pervy PMs!
Oh well, at least I get nudes from Theslorax.
Revised!
You're supposed to share!!!!!!!!!0 -
I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
Fantastic !!! Absolutely hilarious !!0 -
See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?
Why, so you can follow the dogs lead as to the place you most want to be? :laugh:0 -
See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?
Why, so you can follow the dogs lead as to the place you most want to be? :laugh:
If your dog wants to be all up in there I'm not sure anyone else does...
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See the thing about "pervy" is the assumption that one is offended easily. I am not, so I can't say that I have ever gotten a truly "pervy" one. Mostly because I A. Laugh really hard and B. Best way to get rid of a perv is to be equally ( or more so) creepy.
Works every time
I bet your taco smells of peanut butter.
Do you have a dog?
Why, so you can follow the dogs lead as to the place you most want to be? :laugh:
Gina leads me where I wanna go most of the time. Right now it is to lunch.0 -
I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
put yer crotch shot back up.0 -
Not on here but I used to get them on Yahoo! Messenger from time to time. Lately if I login there all I get are these bots where these women want me to watch them on their camera (you can tell by their responses that they're not reading what you write and it's automated). First of all, I'm not interested. And secondly, even if I were into girls, those websites would probably give my computer a virus.0
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Not lately. How I miss it!0
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I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
put yer crotch shot back up.
I can't, it's too risque :-(0 -
Not until recently but I have gotten a few lately...lol0
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A few0
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I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
put yer crotch shot back up.
^ This.0 -
I work so hard, slaving over a hot keyboard to send pervy messages out on this website day and night.\
But does anyone reciprocate? Does anyone take time from their busy schedules to send ME a junk shot or an offer of cybersex? No! You're all too "important" and "classy".
I QUIT!
put yer crotch shot back up.
^ This.0 -
I really want a perky PM. I really really do.0
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Sometimes, but it's always never in my favor. All the ones I want pervy pms from bite. :laugh:0
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:noway:
i just did.
oy vey.0 -
Sometimes, but it's always never in my favor. All the ones I want pervy pms from bite. :laugh:
You make it sound like biting is such a bad thing10 -
A few. Gets the creative juices flowing for a little erotic reciprocity.0
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