Give some advise to the person above you...

amysgottadothisthang

Don't ever dye ur hair! It is beautiful!

NormInv

To everyone: use a dictionary!!!!

You give advice, not advise!

You advise, not advice!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I advise you to ride with traffic.

1PatientBear

I advise you to move immediately to a warm weather location.

Frankie_Felinius

Look before you leap

Jacwhite22

Don't look so mad in your selfies

Frankie_Felinius

Don't look so mad in your selfies

I'm not mad! It's the eyebrows...my fiance says I have *****y eyebrows.

To clarify...my censored word rhymes with itchy....not itty

Jacwhite22

You shouldn't argue/question men. We're always right.

Frankie_Felinius

You shouldn't argue/question men. We're always right.

My male fiance would argue that. He would tell you I'm always right....or maybe he is just intimidated into saying that by my *****y eyebrows.

_JPunky

Change your kerchief to red and bring me some syrup for my pancakes.

1PatientBear

Make me bacon

_JPunky

Make yourself bacon...and bring me some while you're at it.

1PatientBear

Stretch your legs....all the way to the stove and cook some bacon.

Frankie_Felinius

You guys bring the bacon, I'll bring the pancakes and syrup. I like my bacon crisp.

jayjay12345654321

I'll bring the defibrillator. Clear!

HDHogger

you could use a taller mirror

Caterpillar_17

Wear kneepads while snowboarding.

Danimal718

Wear your seatbelt so that pretty face doesn't end up in the windshield during a crash.

ETA: I knew it was the backseat. I've seen people in the backseat get implanted into the windshield. Not a pretty site.

Caterpillar_17

Backseat and the car wasn't in motion... And smile more.

kamakazeekim

Go to college and get a degree that is actually useful