Share Your Funny Work Lingo

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  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    I work at a place that displays rockets. My boss came in once to ask me to give a tour. When I asked her what she wanted me to cover, her response was, "Oh, you know... just point out all of the [male genitalia] shaped things hanging from the ceiling and tell them why they were important."
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    We have a POS (Point of sale) system and a PITA (pain in the A) (a girl in the office), I got a folder on my desk once labeled STD right before I left on maternity leave, we have an A**hole tax, and RTFM (read the f****ing manual). I work at a car dealership/repair facility. COD (cash on delivery). I'm sure there's more but I can't think of them.
  • SamanthaD1218
    SamanthaD1218 Posts: 303 Member
    PIMP - Product inspection & management plan
    VAG - Video action group
    TIT - Technology information transmittal

    These are amazing.
  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
    We've a POS, PDU's, TDU's, and we regularly sew up crotches.
    Oh and we measure girth a lot. I had to do that today.


    I work in police supply.