Most embarrassing moment of your life?
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I once referred to MFP as a calorie counting website.
What was I thinking?0 -
:laugh:I once referred to MFP as a calorie counting website.
What was I thinking?
ILIKE THIS0 -
Since we are all friends here...
When I was married, I had told my (then) wife about a dream I had about one of her hot co-workers. Being the kind and caring person that she was (hahahaha), she told the hot co-worker when I was in both of their presence.
I'm not one to have a loss of words around women... All I could do was turn bright red and be silent.0 -
Colostomy bag fell off once...0
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Colostomy bag fell off once...
During sex right?0 -
I was at the super market, waiting in line and holding about a 20 pd bag of dog food. Next line over a cute girl smiles at me. I smile back and start to move the bag of food from one arm to the other and drop it! It explodes on the floor and dog food goes everywhere. By the time I look up, the girl is gone and everyone is looking at me.0
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Since we are all friends here...
When I was married, I had told my (then) wife about a dream I had about one of her hot co-workers. Being the kind and caring person that she was (hahahaha), she told the hot co-worker when I was in both of their presence.
I'm not one to have a loss of words around women... All I could do was turn bright red and be silent.
You def arent shy are you?0 -
Colostomy bag fell off once...
During sex right?
when else haha jk0 -
I have a few others... but they aren't MFP share type of stories... Those are the few drinks in type of stories.
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I was hanging out with a friend and instead of typing " instagram.com " I typed " myfitnespal.com "
She stared at me for a few minutes
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Colostomy bag fell off once...
During sex right?
when else haha jk
No in front of my kids. They were cool it seemed, but it bothered the ch!t out of me at the time.0 -
told a dirty joke out of Reader's Digest in front of the pastor and his wife. (I was like 10 years old at the time....)
As an adult..... got my period at the store and when I picked up a bag of dog food it stained my pants like SUPER visibly.0 -
Alright, my most embarrassing moment would be recently actually. My mom was apparently going through an old computer of mine, that I gave her, I thought I cleared everything out but she must have done a restore of some sort and sends me some photos she found of me from when I was 17-19, and yes they were dirty photos, not nudes though, so that was a plus. Pretty horrifying!0
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It's so embarrassing I'd rather not say, but it involves the after effects of eating a really sour pickle.0
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told a dirty joke out of Reader's Digest in front of the pastor and his wife. (I was like 10 years old at the time....)
As an adult..... got my period at the store and when I picked up a bag of dog food it stained my pants like SUPER visibly.
Eh, I can relate. First day of high school this happened to me, luckily no one noticed and I had to walk home and change. Being a women sucks sometimes haha.0 -
I know one of my worst was when I was 15-years-old...I was a very naive, very trusting person. Boy, did I learn my lesson.
I had this HUGE crush on this guy when I was in Grade 10. We were friends but that was it. On Valentine's Day, our school had these Candy-grams that you could send out to anyone you wanted. Of course I never got any, but that year I got one from this guy, stating that he wanted to go to the Valentine's Day dance with me that night and to meet him in front of the gym at school. Of course, I was THRILLED.
I didn't get to see him for the rest of the day, but went home, got dolled up (as much as a flat-chested, awkward girl of 15 can get dolled up), went all the way back to school and waited at the front of the gym. And waited, and waited, and waited. Finally, I saw his friends coming out of the gym with him and he had a girl with him already. The whole gang looked over, spotted me and started to laugh like a bunch of hyenas.
THEY has sent me the Candy-gram, knowing full well that I would respond. I was mortified, couldn't stop the tears from streaming down my face. Thankfully though, my guy didn't think that the trick was funny at all. He got really mad at them and stayed mad at them for quite a while. We never did go out, but at least I had his kindness to carry with me.
It still stings, though, even at 31-years-old.0 -
Yep. Good one.Alright, my most embarrassing moment would be recently actually. My mom was apparently going through an old computer of mine, that I gave her, I thought I cleared everything out but she must have done a restore of some sort and sends me some photos she found of me from when I was 17-19, and yes they were dirty photos, not nudes though, so that was a plus. Pretty horrifying!0 -
Thought I was texting a girlfriend (at the time) back but managed to send it to someone else..... :blushing:0
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It was my first New Year's Eve out with my husband when we first started dating. We went to a hotel social and I was dressed in a gown and high heels which I never wear. Anyway, we were walking down the stairs of the hotel that led to the lobby and I lost my footing and fell, sliding down the stairs head first on my stomach with my dress pulled up for all the world to see. Luckily there were other party goers walking up and down those stairs at the same time. I just wanted to die.
Needless to say I haven't worn high heels since.0 -
My boyfriend's older brother walked in on us having sex, he went downstairs opened the front door, and shouted to my mum (who lived across the street) exactly what he had seen. Think half the street heard lol0
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Not so bad this one, but safe for MFP:
My older brother had a hot girlfriend and I was always a nervous mess around her. One day I thought I was home alone (14 years old) and came out of the shower in tighty whities, strolling into the family room and standing in front of the tv, changing channels.
She's like "Hey you!" and I realize she is in the opposite corner of the room behind me. My brother was getting stuff from the car and I almost ran him over running upstairs to my room.
Thankfully they broke up a few weeks later.0 -
Broncos superbowl loss0
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My dad walked in on me when I was watching porn. I was barely 12 or 13 years old at that time. Needless to say, I was grounded for a while with out internet access.0
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I was hanging out with a friend and instead of typing " instagram.com " I typed " myfitnespal.com "
She stared at me for a few minutes
i wish my most embarrassing moment was as non-embarrassing as this HA.0 -
Thought I was texting a girlfriend (at the time) back but managed to send it to someone else..... :blushing:
Yeah, my son and my husband have the same name.... I texted "Hey, sexy" to my son by accident. He was NOT impressed.0 -
I had like nine cigars in one sitting one time at a graduation party at my godfather's house. Apparently I got slight nicotine poisoning which paralyzed my bowels and made me **** all over the guest bathroom (not in the can, on the floor, everywhere)0
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Last summer we took our dog out with us on the boat. He must have drank too much lake water and while my husband was putting the boat back on the boat trailer I was waiting with the dog in this picnic/park area. Suddenly my dog starts having projectile diarrhea, non-stop. It just kept going on and on. This group of college guys just looked on in horror then started laughing. Of course I had no bags with me to clean up the mess and it was awful.0
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I know one of my worst was when I was 15-years-old...I was a very naive, very trusting person. Boy, did I learn my lesson.
I had this HUGE crush on this guy when I was in Grade 10. We were friends but that was it. On Valentine's Day, our school had these Candy-grams that you could send out to anyone you wanted. Of course I never got any, but that year I got one from this guy, stating that he wanted to go to the Valentine's Day dance with me that night and to meet him in front of the gym at school. Of course, I was THRILLED.
I didn't get to see him for the rest of the day, but went home, got dolled up (as much as a flat-chested, awkward girl of 15 can get dolled up), went all the way back to school and waited at the front of the gym. And waited, and waited, and waited. Finally, I saw his friends coming out of the gym with him and he had a girl with him already. The whole gang looked over, spotted me and started to laugh like a bunch of hyenas.
THEY has sent me the Candy-gram, knowing full well that I would respond. I was mortified, couldn't stop the tears from streaming down my face. Thankfully though, my guy didn't think that the trick was funny at all. He got really mad at them and stayed mad at them for quite a while. We never did go out, but at least I had his kindness to carry with me.
It still stings, though, even at 31-years-old.
I kinda want to go Carrie on their *kitten*, even though it was in the past.0 -
Wish mine had been that tame...!Thought I was texting a girlfriend (at the time) back but managed to send it to someone else..... :blushing:
Yeah, my son and my husband have the same name.... I texted "Hey, sexy" to my son by accident. He was NOT impressed.0 -
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