Hilarious gym convo...she febreezed her WHAT?
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Cre8veLifeR
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So I know you people will find this amusing...
I was working out today and overheard the following convo between two women on the machine next to me:
"you smell good. What perfume are you wearing?"
"I'm not."
"Well you smell kind of sweet, but not sickening sweet. Is it a new bodywash?"
silence...then "OH!!! I know what it is..I ran out of FDS so sprayed the crotch of my pants with Febreeze."
I can't tell you how hard that made me, and her friend laugh.
I told her she's a genius. Febreeze should make deoderant for *down there* -- there's a lot of people at the gym I'd like to Febreeze. :laugh:
I was working out today and overheard the following convo between two women on the machine next to me:
"you smell good. What perfume are you wearing?"
"I'm not."
"Well you smell kind of sweet, but not sickening sweet. Is it a new bodywash?"
silence...then "OH!!! I know what it is..I ran out of FDS so sprayed the crotch of my pants with Febreeze."
I can't tell you how hard that made me, and her friend laugh.
I told her she's a genius. Febreeze should make deoderant for *down there* -- there's a lot of people at the gym I'd like to Febreeze. :laugh:
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LMAO!!! Now thats an excellent idea...at least gym will be sweet-smelling now ;D0
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I think I've seen this in the commercials.
They bring in a bunch of people blind folded into the gym and have them sniff crotches and they reply they think they are in a flower garden.
Genius marketing...0 -
Bonus if they make it with sparkles for those days you want to dress it up!0
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Bonus if they make it with sparkles for those days you want to dress it up!
O_0 sparkles..glittering there??Down there?? What we having at gym??
Sweet flower smell to fill gym and every workout benchs,cable pulling, elliptical machine,treadmills all with flowers veins surround the hand-handle, with the seats..all in glitter
Amazingly thoughts!!! We in Heaven instead of stinking gym I always workout at ^_^0 -
Febreze is the best thing ever...
So much I could say about this but I'll be an adult and just post an image of a cat.
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Bonus if they make it with sparkles for those days you want to dress it up!
O_0 sparkles..glittering there??Down there?? What we having at gym??
Sweet flower smell to fill gym and every workout benchs,cable pulling, elliptical machine,treadmills all with flowers veins surround the hand-handle, with the seats..all in glitter
Amazingly thoughts!!! We in Heaven instead of stinking gym I always workout at ^_^
Perhaps the sparkles will remind people to wipe the sweat pool down where they sit.0 -
Bonus if they make it with sparkles for those days you want to dress it up!
O_0 sparkles..glittering there??Down there?? What we having at gym??
Sweet flower smell to fill gym and every workout benchs,cable pulling, elliptical machine,treadmills all with flowers veins surround the hand-handle, with the seats..all in glitter
Amazingly thoughts!!! We in Heaven instead of stinking gym I always workout at ^_^
Perhaps the sparkles will remind people to wipe the sweat pool down where they sit.
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