What "Sport" would you get gold in?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Is sarcasm a sport?
    If it's you, you can call it a sport and win.
    And your son wins for not letting bullies win! :flowerforyou:
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
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    "Shakeweight"
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    Hahah...
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    "Shakeweight"
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    Hahah...
    You know you want to!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,741 Member
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    internet surveys and getting the most fun junk off Amazon with the gift certificate codes from them
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    Grudge holding (so DH says, lol)
  • DJMIKEY1
    DJMIKEY1 Posts: 523 Member
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    Death Dealing
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Death Dealing
    Your name makes more sense, now....
    -steps away from keyboard and takes off running-
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
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    making yellow snow

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  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    Drinking.:drinker:
  • scottkjar
    scottkjar Posts: 346 Member
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    Aquatic events including porn surfing and dumpster diving.

    Acrobatic events including flying off the handle and leaping to conclusion

    Aerobic events including running off at the mouth

    Dancing events including stepping on other people's punch lines
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Tripping and falling. Hurting myself accidentally. Walking into things.
  • bperkins88
    bperkins88 Posts: 357 Member
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    Minute to Win it Champion
  • Caterpillar_17
    Caterpillar_17 Posts: 1,500 Member
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    Being shy. :blushing:
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
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    Snow shoveling!
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    Being Steve098's friend
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
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    "Shakeweight"
    In. For .gif.

    Hahah...
    You know you want to!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Buy me a drink and we'll see what happens :drinker:
  • jennyjcss
    jennyjcss Posts: 439 Member
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    Lap swimming, Breast-stroke
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    "Shakeweight"
    In. For .gif.

    Hahah...
    You know you want to!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Buy me a drink and we'll see what happens :drinker:
    Alright, PM me your address. Let's go!
    Lap swimming, Breast-stroke
    Iunnnooo... I have another idea XD
  • needtochange2014
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    Mediocrity. The ceremony would be tremendously "meh". The spectators would indifferently golf-clap as I accept my unexceptional achievement with tear-brimmed eyes, stammering a drawn-out 'thank you' to myself for never being the best me I can be, before forgetting how to walk and falling down the flight of stairs, shattering the medal of gold-painted glass into dozens of little mirrors that reflect back to me all of my broken hopes and dreams; both horrifying and magnificent as the shimmers of sunlight dance off the tears that fall onto the broken embodiment of my failures.

    just kidding - I'd get gold for watching hockey religiously.
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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    Butt smacking or sleeping, I may take gold in both.