We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
A CALORIE IS NOT!!! A CALORIE
zachbonner
Posts: 4,285 Member
JK it is.
0
Replies
-
You're not a Zach, you're a celery!0
-
Yousa funny guy! Now pass me a cadbury egg!0
-
I don't believe you.0
-
This content has been removed.
-
But I thought sugar was literally poison?0
-
But I thought sugar was literally poison?0
-
A calorie is not a calorie if its from bacon or alcohol...those are free calories. Trust me, its only taken me 20 years to lose 5 pounds0
-
But what about a cleanse with a Dr. Oz supplement? Think that'll make the fat go away overnight?0
-
You're okay if you're on a cleanse.
The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that0 -
What about raspberry ketones, there's a great groupon offer, seems to be on constantly0
-
What about raspberry ketones, there's a great groupon offer, seems to be on constantly
Or is it Keytones. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (from the other thread)0 -
The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that
Don't forget to add Tabasco!0 -
Oh yes, not only so you will you have the almighty shizzies, but they will burn your *kitten* to the point of needing the healing power of vaseline! Id rather just eat indian food, same results but it tastes way better and is more filling0 -
Should I eat my exercise calories back? Kinda seems meaningless. I am already eating 800 calories of lean ground baby unicorn, and can't imagine eating more than that. I don't want to eat anything except unicorn though cause it has 0 carbs. I do get nervous that the enormous amount of protein found in baby unicorn will make me bulky though.0
-
Or is it Keytones. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (from the other thread)
Could be a new improved version0 -
Should I eat my exercise calories back? Kinda seems meaningless. I am already eating 800 calories of lean ground baby unicorn, and can't imagine eating more than that. I don't want to eat anything except unicorn though cause it has 0 carbs. I do get nervous that the enormous amount of protein found in baby unicorn will make me bulky though.
You can stir fry unicorn with some super yummy 0 calorie noodles that you must rinse for 100 minutes to get the smell of death off them0 -
Prove it!!!0
-
You can stir fry unicorn with some super yummy 0 calorie noodles that you must rinse for 100 minutes to get the smell of death off them
this post made me sad...0 -
Oh yes, not only so you will you have the almighty shizzies, but they will burn your *kitten* to the point of needing the healing power of vaseline! Id rather just eat indian food, same results but it tastes way better and is more filling
Yes, but with the Tabasco and *kitten* burn, you won't want to eat anything else. You'll be disposing of all those calories thus creating negative calories. This will in turn help you lose all of your weight in a matter of hours!0 -
A calorie is not a calorie if its from bacon or alcohol...those are free calories. Trust me, its only taken me 20 years to lose 5 pounds
and they're bonus, fitness increasing elixirs if the bacon and alcohol are mixed together in a bacon rum or whisky.0 -
and they're bonus, fitness increasing elixirs if the bacon and alcohol are mixed together in a bacon rum or whisky.
I pretty much need to *kitten* it out after that statement.0 -
JK it is.0
-
Mmmmmm. Calories.0
-
Thank you for this enlightening, awe-inspiring post. I, too, sometimes just want to make a thread.0
-
Baby unicorn loin marinated overnight in bacon whiskey and deep fried in fat free oil. Nom.0
-
Yes, but with the Tabasco and *kitten* burn, you won't want to eat anything else. You'll be disposing of all those calories thus creating negative calories. This will in turn help you lose all of your weight in a matter of hours!
But will it rid me of all those gross toxins?0 -
But will it rid me of all those gross toxins?
Only if the lemon juice and tobasco are organic, and the salt you use is from dehydrated virgin tears0 -
This content has been removed.
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 260.5K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.6K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 393 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.1K Motivation and Support
- 7.8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 1.2K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.3K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions