A CALORIE IS NOT!!! A CALORIE

zachbonner

JK it is.

Sinisterly

You're not a Zach, you're a celery!

WeepingAngel81

Yousa funny guy! Now pass me a cadbury egg!

SweetTrouble_

I don't believe you.

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byustrongman

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

Sinisterly

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

You're okay if you're on a cleanse.

dumb_blondes_rock

A calorie is not a calorie if its from bacon or alcohol...those are free calories. Trust me, its only taken me 20 years to lose 5 pounds

_HeartsOnFire_

But what about a cleanse with a Dr. Oz supplement? Think that'll make the fat go away overnight?

dumb_blondes_rock

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

You're okay if you're on a cleanse.

The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that

Strangegirlz

What about raspberry ketones, there's a great groupon offer, seems to be on constantly

_HeartsOnFire_

What about raspberry ketones, there's a great groupon offer, seems to be on constantly

Or is it Keytones. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (from the other thread)

WeepingAngel81

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

You're okay if you're on a cleanse.

The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that

Don't forget to add Tabasco!

dumb_blondes_rock

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

You're okay if you're on a cleanse.

The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that

Don't forget to add Tabasco!

Oh yes, not only so you will you have the almighty shizzies, but they will burn your *kitten* to the point of needing the healing power of vaseline! Id rather just eat indian food, same results but it tastes way better and is more filling

Hornsby

Should I eat my exercise calories back? Kinda seems meaningless. I am already eating 800 calories of lean ground baby unicorn, and can't imagine eating more than that. I don't want to eat anything except unicorn though cause it has 0 carbs. I do get nervous that the enormous amount of protein found in baby unicorn will make me bulky though.

Strangegirlz

What about raspberry ketones, there's a great groupon offer, seems to be on constantly

Or is it Keytones. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (from the other thread)

Could be a new improved version

dumb_blondes_rock

Should I eat my exercise calories back? Kinda seems meaningless. I am already eating 800 calories of lean ground baby unicorn, and can't imagine eating more than that. I don't want to eat anything except unicorn though cause it has 0 carbs. I do get nervous that the enormous amount of protein found in baby unicorn will make me bulky though.

You can stir fry unicorn with some super yummy 0 calorie noodles that you must rinse for 100 minutes to get the smell of death off them

victal

Prove it!!!

MagJam2004

You can stir fry unicorn with some super yummy 0 calorie noodles that you must rinse for 100 minutes to get the smell of death off them

this post made me sad...

WeepingAngel81

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

You're okay if you're on a cleanse.

The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that

Don't forget to add Tabasco!

Oh yes, not only so you will you have the almighty shizzies, but they will burn your *kitten* to the point of needing the healing power of vaseline! Id rather just eat indian food, same results but it tastes way better and is more filling

Yes, but with the Tabasco and *kitten* burn, you won't want to eat anything else. You'll be disposing of all those calories thus creating negative calories. This will in turn help you lose all of your weight in a matter of hours!

dbmata

A calorie is not a calorie if its from bacon or alcohol...those are free calories. Trust me, its only taken me 20 years to lose 5 pounds

and they're bonus, fitness increasing elixirs if the bacon and alcohol are mixed together in a bacon rum or whisky.

dumb_blondes_rock

A calorie is not a calorie if its from bacon or alcohol...those are free calories. Trust me, its only taken me 20 years to lose 5 pounds

and they're bonus, fitness increasing elixirs if the bacon and alcohol are mixed together in a bacon rum or whisky.

I pretty much need to *kitten* it out after that statement.

Chillyfrog

JK it is.

littleburgy

Mmmmmm. Calories.

wheird

Thank you for this enlightening, awe-inspiring post. I, too, sometimes just want to make a thread.

aleggett321

Baby unicorn loin marinated overnight in bacon whiskey and deep fried in fat free oil. Nom.

_HeartsOnFire_

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

You're okay if you're on a cleanse.

The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that

Don't forget to add Tabasco!

Oh yes, not only so you will you have the almighty shizzies, but they will burn your *kitten* to the point of needing the healing power of vaseline! Id rather just eat indian food, same results but it tastes way better and is more filling

Yes, but with the Tabasco and *kitten* burn, you won't want to eat anything else. You'll be disposing of all those calories thus creating negative calories. This will in turn help you lose all of your weight in a matter of hours!

But will it rid me of all those gross toxins?

dumb_blondes_rock

But I thought sugar was literally poison?

You're okay if you're on a cleanse.

The only cleanses that truly work are salt water or lemon juice ones. Anything else is obsolete, because the body cannot work on its own without lemons or salt water...or..something like that

Don't forget to add Tabasco!

Oh yes, not only so you will you have the almighty shizzies, but they will burn your *kitten* to the point of needing the healing power of vaseline! Id rather just eat indian food, same results but it tastes way better and is more filling

Yes, but with the Tabasco and *kitten* burn, you won't want to eat anything else. You'll be disposing of all those calories thus creating negative calories. This will in turn help you lose all of your weight in a matter of hours!

But will it rid me of all those gross toxins?

Only if the lemon juice and tobasco are organic, and the salt you use is from dehydrated virgin tears

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