What's Your Favorite Line From A Movie?

XmanMike
XmanMike Posts: 183 Member
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I have a #1 and 1A.

1) "Where all the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles

2) "Michael, is that my Holy Grail? Two Lithuanian mouths on my ****? Is that the answer to the multiplication of me?" - Michael Clayton
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  • veruca25
    veruca25 Posts: 41
    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
  • mamma_nee
    mamma_nee Posts: 809 Member
    You’ve got to ask yourself one question…Do you feel lucky?… Well, do you, punk?” ~~Clint Eastwood
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    "Have fun stormin' the castle!" -- Miracle Max, The Princess Bride
  • WDB1966
    WDB1966 Posts: 6 Member
    The new phonebook is here! The new phonebook is here!
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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  • jjennyb4
    jjennyb4 Posts: 1,581 Member
    Nobody puts baby in a corner... :happy:
  • tosullivan
    tosullivan Posts: 245 Member
    Tombstone "I'll be your huckleberry"
  • holagatita
    holagatita Posts: 1,785 Member
    "whoa" -anything Keanu Reeves has ever been in
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
    "You mean coitus?"
  • XmanMike
    XmanMike Posts: 183 Member
    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

    Yeah, that's classic!
  • XmanMike
    XmanMike Posts: 183 Member
    "whoa" -anything Keanu Reeves has ever been in

    Now that's funny! But my sister would take issue with that. She loves that non-actin' Neo.
  • WoodChuckNorris
    WoodChuckNorris Posts: 216
    "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
  • neenorROAR
    neenorROAR Posts: 24
    "What kind of person without a drug or alcohol problem looks this way? Only a writer.”
  • alaynavee
    alaynavee Posts: 148 Member
    "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth" - best movie line ever
  • kend61
    kend61 Posts: 29 Member
    Maverick: Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
    Air Boss Johnson: Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
    Top Gun
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    "My *kitten*!! I can see.. My *kitten*!!!" - - Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her

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  • CountDown321
    CountDown321 Posts: 117 Member
    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • CountDown321
    CountDown321 Posts: 117 Member
    "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth" - best movie line ever

    Another of my favorites
  • ronmonkey
    ronmonkey Posts: 316
    ''If it bleeds......we can kill it'' - Arnie (Predator)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,959 Member
    "As you all know 1st prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see 2nd prize? 2nd prize is a set of steak knives".

    Alec Baldwin "GLENGARRY, GLEN ROSS"

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness industry for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • bid1130
    bid1130 Posts: 56 Member
    Make them remember FOREVER...the night they played the TITANS!!!!! -- Remember the Titans
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    "Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins, too? That's funny... I didn't even know you girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time, too. Well, I knew it. You know what? I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate. ... Oh my God, I'm in trouble." - Andy, 40-Year-Old Virgin
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    There's a hole in this cake!

    Put some windex on it

    Who's for snot flicking?

    *kitten* me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa?

    A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper lizard, tally whacker, trouser snake, schlong!

    I carried a watermelon.

    No more yankie my wankie, the Donger need food!

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. :love:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

    ^ One of my favorites. Good flick.

    "I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!"
  • fast_eddie_72
    fast_eddie_72 Posts: 719 Member
    Reservior Dogs. Freddy talking to him self in the mirror.

    "Don't ***** out on me now. They don't know. They don't know ****. You're not gonna get hurt. You're ****ing Barretta. They believe every ****ing word 'cause you're super cool."
  • chantal100
    chantal100 Posts: 6
    "You forgot to blow the bloody doors off" Alfie Michael Caine
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    "A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "plate," or "shrimp," or "plate of shrimp" out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness."

    -Miller, from Repo Man
  • CoffeeBugg
    CoffeeBugg Posts: 75 Member
    "How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."

    -Henry Fonda, Once Upon a Time in the West
  • chriscolh
    chriscolh Posts: 127 Member
    "Stop that rhyming, and I mean it!" ~ Vizzini
    "Anybody want a peanut?" ~ Fezzik
    Actually, the whole movie - The Princess Bride - makes me laugh, but this line makes me smile everytime I think of it :laugh:
  • foxchick40
    foxchick40 Posts: 40 Member
    "Nobody puts baby in the corner"

    Dirty Dancing is my all time favorite movie!

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