In rhyme please

humptydumpty26

I thought I would try to diet, sigh......Yes, I have been there once or twice
Weighing, measuring, missing foods it really isnt nice
I have to get my brain in gear, stop my belly wanting more
Because all my hefty portions mean my butt has hit the floor.

Myfiinesspal caught my eyeI now investigating all that tracking
Calories here exercise there, the structure that I have been lacking.
Then there's the groups, like minded souls they seem a friendly bunch
Whilst typing away it would be fair to say I just didnt think about lunch!!

I may lose just a pound or two, but, four stone is the way I should go.
No slipping my hand in the cookie jar because thats such a a big no NOOOOOO!!
No eating chips as a midnight feast, no peanut butter dipping
No fried foods, no chocolate bars, just exercises like skipping.

So here we go I have you know I am feeling quite strong willed
I have weighed my food cooked like a chef,It all seems rather skilled
The scales next week will reveal the truth, put one toe on them at a time
If there is no weight loss you will here me shout, cussing and all in rhyme. xx

Sinisterly

I run cause I'm hangry, the hangry is so strong.
I run even faster, the hangry noms my soul.
Hangry hangry hangry, when I get home I am no more.

Sorry, that's all I got.

humptydumpty26

Thank you for replying thanks for even looking
Now I am back off to the kitchen...Yeahhhh I am still cooking