Teehee Fun way to track what your losses are compared to LOL

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1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephants heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephants penis

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

300 pounds = an average football lineman

400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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  • sck2008
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    Ive lossed a bald eagle LOL
  • Lizzy622
    Lizzy622 Posts: 3,705 Member
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    I'm hoping to lose a new born calf :laugh:
  • shaynepoole
    shaynepoole Posts: 493 Member
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    The oxford Dictionary and a newborn

    I am going for the man next :tongue:
  • brandi712
    brandi712 Posts: 407 Member
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    Hahaha I've lost a human head.....possibly my own
  • iRun_Butterfly
    iRun_Butterfly Posts: 483 Member
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    a mid-size microwave plus a rack of baby back ribs...lol. Ribs in the microwave...:laugh:
    Working toward the small bale of hay
  • krawhitham
    krawhitham Posts: 831 Member
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    I lost a newborn baby, and I was never pregnant!

    My goal is to lose either a human leg or an elephant hart ;)
  • hasta_la_vista_belly
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    According to this I've lost a 2 year old. Now to lose an automobile tire. LOL
  • Chezzie84
    Chezzie84 Posts: 873 Member
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    I have lost a bald eagle...
    I didnt know I had one :-)
  • sck2008
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    a mid-size microwave plus a rack of baby back ribs...lol. Ribs in the microwave...:laugh:
    Working toward the small bale of hay

    This made me LOL
  • sck2008
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    Im going for an elephants PENIS!!!!! HAHA
  • specialemy
    specialemy Posts: 141 Member
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    A two-month old horse and a bald eagle! I like your list :wink:
  • DamianaKitten
    DamianaKitten Posts: 479 Member
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    :laugh: I'll have to look at this every month when I do my weigh-in.
  • auzziecawth66
    auzziecawth66 Posts: 479 Member
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    I've lost a house cat and aiming to lose a tire (my spare tire that is :laugh: appropriate!!)
  • Llamapants86
    Llamapants86 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Lol, I love it. My goal is to have lost an elephants penis, so far I have lost a human leg!
  • Beautifulreflections
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    I'd like to lose a small bale of hay

    unfunny side affect of this list: wondering if removing some skin could jump start my numbers...lol
  • niniagrn
    niniagrn Posts: 22 Member
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    Thanks for sharing!!!
  • Chloe0602
    Chloe0602 Posts: 93 Member
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    Haha, I've lost a human head!!!
  • yumbinkbugonrox
    yumbinkbugonrox Posts: 61 Member
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    my boyfriend and i, together, have lost a "nicole richie". i don't think it's on the chart...
  • mammamaurer
    mammamaurer Posts: 418 Member
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    a sperm whale's brain ....... its a tinny tinny brain fo some thing so big

    sperm_whales_aerial.jpg
  • nenshali
    nenshali Posts: 331 Member
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    I lost the amount of chemical additives an American consumes each year. Kind of scary! :D