MFP is now a drinking game!

moontyrant
moontyrant Posts: 160 Member
in Chit-Chat
That's right! Grab a beer, sit down and peruse the forums. Here are the rules:
Drink when you see the word "metabolism"
Drink when you see the words "Shakeology" or "Ketones." Finish your drink if they make an appearance in the same sentence.
Drink if you see a forum asking you to make a snap judgement about the profile pic above you. Drink twice if you have to "kiss, slap or marry them"
Drink if someone posts "the roadmap to sexy pants"
Drink when someone can't eat at least 1200 calories
Drink when someone posts their credentials as a permanent signature on the forums.

Post alternative rules as they occur to you! Tell your friends! Don't do this while driving!

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  • MissSaturday
    MissSaturday Posts: 784 Member
    I can drink but who call the ambulance then??
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    I only drink the hard stuff. Who is going to carry me to bed after I read the forum for all of 10 minutes?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    BINGO!

    I've been needing "MFP drinking game rules " for the last three days.
  • moontyrant
    moontyrant Posts: 160 Member
    I only drink the hard stuff. Who is going to carry me to bed after I read the forum for all of 10 minutes?

    lol. :wink: I mix my drinks or go with beer for drinking games so I can play for a little while before calling it quits. 10 minutes sounds dead on, though.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    You're allowed to drink in higschool, right? Why not! BRING IT.
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
    2 threads in and I'm hammered...
  • KCoolBeanz
    KCoolBeanz Posts: 813 Member
    That's right! Grab a beer, sit down and peruse the forums. Here are the rules:
    Drink when you see the word "metabolism"
    Drink when you see the words "Shakeology" or "Ketones." Finish your drink if they make an appearance in the same sentence.
    Drink if you see a forum asking you to make a snap judgement about the profile pic above you. Drink twice if you have to "kiss, slap or marry them"
    Drink if someone posts "the roadmap to sexy pants"
    Drink when someone can't eat at least 1200 calories
    Drink when someone posts their credentials as a permanent signature on the forums.

    Post alternative rules as they occur to you! Tell your friends! Don't do this while driving!

    Don't forget to take a drink when someone says "journey". :drinker:
  • bjshields
    bjshields Posts: 677 Member
    According to your rules, I'd need an IV of booze set up! :drinker:
  • karenertl
    karenertl Posts: 271 Member
    According to your rules, I'd need an IV of booze set up! :drinker:

    That would be the easiest way to do this! :drinker:
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 671 Member
    How about a shot for every time someone says, "People keep telling me to lift weights, but I don't want to get bulky"?
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
    How about a shot for every time someone says, "People keep telling me to lift weights, but I don't want to get bulky"?

    Heh.... Hospital here we come!
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    There's also "we're all here for the same reason," "weight loss is not just about calories," and "loose weight."

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