Men, how do you feel about SPAM?

mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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For reals, how do you feels?

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I have the believe you are a reputable and responsible and trustworthy person I can do business with from the little information so far I gathered about you during my search for a partner and by matter of trust I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

    I am Stella Amah 19 years of age the only daughter of late Mr Boni Amah whom was killed by the rebels that attacked our country cote d'Ivoire west Africa and took over our town (BOUAKE). I ran to Abidjan the economical capital of cote d'ivoire from were I am contacting you. Before the death of my father he told me that he has a sum of US$9,000,000(Nine million united states dollars) kept in a private security company here in cote d'ivoire in my name as the next of kin,

    Dear, in the capacity of the next of kin and with all the documents in my hand now, I am contacting you with due sence of humanity that you will give it a sympathetic and mutual consideration.

    I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

    (1)To serve as the guardian of this fund and to come assist me visit the security company here to retrive the consignment.

    (2)To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.

    (3)To provide good investment plans for the fund and to manage the fund for 5 years, during the investment period,only our profit will be shared annually 70% for me the investor while 30% will be for you the fund manager annually.

    Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15 % of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account overseas, before the investments starts.and I have maped 5% for any expenses that might be incured during the course of this transaction.

    furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within a stipulated period of time you signify your interest to assist me.

    Anticipating hearing from you immediately.

    Thanks and God bless.
    Best Regards.
    Stella Amah.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    i forgot I was asking an internet forum
  • Koma_Zd
    Koma_Zd Posts: 11 Member
    wtf
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    SPAMming is not a real job. Those people should get real jobs and have real ambitions. It makes me smh over and over.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Salty meat, not my thing. Wait, this is a trick question, isn't it?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    SPAM is nasty
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    i just can't stomach a child saying "I want to be eat SPAM". If it happens for the right reasons of nutritional and behavioural development concerns, then awesome. But having it as a food. Can't stop facepalming.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Salty meat, not my thing. Wait, this is a trick question, isn't it?

    There's so much what you did there to see that you can't hide it.
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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Spam and eggs?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    1ZvIMyH.gif

    ^likes it
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Didcha know that in Hawaii they serve SPAM at McDonalds?

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  • SneakyWaff1es
    SneakyWaff1es Posts: 51 Member
    ^ Makes me miss home.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    1ZvIMyH.gif

    ^likes it

    My work day just got better *closes door*
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    It bounces. Or so I'm told.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    It bounces. Or so I'm told.

    GIF fail.............................. :(

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  • spider_mark51959
    spider_mark51959 Posts: 2,869 Member
    I like it pan-fried
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    spam-o.gif

    Spam egg sausage and spam for me please...
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    NO
    It says "men." You are not a men.
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Meh. Trolling this thread wasn't nearly as productive as the original. :laugh:
  • 19TaraLynn84
    19TaraLynn84 Posts: 739 Member
    SPAM is not even real meat. It lacks ambition.
  • JnK619
    JnK619 Posts: 320
    love me some spam
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    love me some spam

    i agree i love it
  • Tuala42
    Tuala42 Posts: 274 Member
    My husband is from Hawai originailly so therefore loves spam. We have it pretty much every week. Spam, rice and kim chee--it has become one of my kids' favorite meals. Spam musubi is great for picnics--kind of like spam sushi. They sell it at the 7/11 stores there even.

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