DOUBLE SABOTAGE

jonnythan
jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
I only had $2 in my wallet so all I could get for breakfast was milk from the bending machine. Self-sabotage! I ended up being hungry by 10 AM then going to the deli and getting a delicious monster roast beef and turkey on rye from the awesome rasta deli man who is eternally excited about sandwiches.

Then as soon as I was done, someone came in with pizza and brownies! So I was forced - at WORK - to eat pizza and brownies!

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??
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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.
  • Praying_Mantis
    Praying_Mantis Posts: 239 Member
    You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

    ^^ Brilliant.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    You and your job need to break up.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Change shirts.

    OH! um... make pizza out of cauliflower.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    OK, here's double sabotage for you.

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  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    Make that food fit your macros and get on with your day!!?
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    I only had $2 in my wallet so all I could get for breakfast was milk from the bending machine. Self-sabotage! I ended up being hungry by 10 AM then going to the deli and getting a delicious monster roast beef and turkey on rye from the awesome rasta deli man who is eternally excited about sandwiches.

    Then as soon as I was done, someone came in with pizza and brownies! So I was forced - at WORK - to eat pizza and brownies!

    WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??

    First, you need to get a new bending machine. Second, you need to send me the brownies via Amazon drone. And third, break up with work.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    First, you need to get a new bending machine.

    That's a good idea. Does this look good enough?

    http://www.micromark.com/bending-machine,7739.html

    It's fairly small but the price is excellent!
  • SuperstarDJ
    SuperstarDJ Posts: 443 Member
    OK, here's double sabotage for you.

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • an0nemus
    an0nemus Posts: 149 Member
    You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

    You win the internet.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

    Will you pick me up on the way?
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    First, you need to get a new bending machine.

    That's a good idea. Does this look good enough?

    http://www.micromark.com/bending-machine,7739.html

    It's fairly small but the price is excellent!

    I was thinking something more like
    2-unbendable_480_poster.jpg
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    First, you need to get a new bending machine.

    That's a good idea. Does this look good enough?

    http://www.micromark.com/bending-machine,7739.html

    It's fairly small but the price is excellent!

    I was thinking something more like
    2-unbendable_480_poster.jpg
    Beat me to it. He's the perfect bending machine. Be careful though. He's fueled by alcohol and beer, so he may also try to sabotage you by having all his tasty beer in the fridge.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    The bending machine sells milk?
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

    Please? I didn't bring a lunch and now I don't have time to go get one...
  • Wiltord1982
    Wiltord1982 Posts: 312 Member
    My suggestion: enjoy your treat, be happy è_é
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    Sounds like you're going to have to throw a Welcome Back party for those 56lbs you lost. Be sure to serve pizza and brownies.
  • ashleyisgreat
    ashleyisgreat Posts: 586 Member
    First, you need to get a new bending machine.

    That's a good idea. Does this look good enough?

    http://www.micromark.com/bending-machine,7739.html

    It's fairly small but the price is excellent!

    I was thinking something more like
    2-unbendable_480_poster.jpg
    Beat me to it. He's the perfect bending machine. Be careful though. He's fueled by alcohol and beer, so he may also try to sabotage you by having all his tasty beer in the fridge.

    He's 40% beer!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.

    Will you pick me up on the way?

    Of course but I get first dibs on the food.
  • acpgee
    acpgee Posts: 8,003 Member
    My office is like this every day. Today, the selection of food lying around on top of filing cabinets included fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, coffee walnut cake, blueberry muffins, mini sausage rolls, Kettle Chips, Celebration mini chocolate bars, Hershey Kisses, M&M's, salted popcorn, and cherry bakewells.

    People bring in cake and cookies to mark *any* occasion. A birthday, the birthday of offspring, leaving for vacation, returning from vacation, a project being completed on time, even resignations. I get birthday cake. But resignation cake?
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Just stay fat.
  • fairygirlpie9
    fairygirlpie9 Posts: 288 Member
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    I can't stop looking at it. So seductive.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member

    I can't stop looking at it. So seductive.

    IK,R? I'm in love.
  • bumblebreezy91
    bumblebreezy91 Posts: 520 Member
    You are to PM me the address of your office so I can eat. Thanks.
  • bethannien
    bethannien Posts: 556 Member
    I only had $2 in my wallet so all I could get for breakfast was milk from the bending machine. Self-sabotage! I ended up being hungry by 10 AM then going to the deli and getting a delicious monster roast beef and turkey on rye from the awesome rasta deli man who is eternally excited about sandwiches.

    Then as soon as I was done, someone came in with pizza and brownies! So I was forced - at WORK - to eat pizza and brownies!

    WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??

    You may as well give up now and binge until next New Years.
  • CTcutie
    CTcutie Posts: 649 Member
    A bending machine that gives you SMOOTH curves? IN :smile:
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    My office is like this every day. Today, the selection of food lying around on top of filing cabinets included fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, coffee walnut cake, blueberry muffins, mini sausage rolls, Kettle Chips, Celebration mini chocolate bars, Hershey Kisses, M&M's, salted popcorn, and cherry bakewells.

    People bring in cake and cookies to mark *any* occasion. A birthday, the birthday of offspring, leaving for vacation, returning from vacation, a project being completed on time, even resignations. I get birthday cake. But resignation cake?
    OMG! count me in for kettle chips
    So yummmy!
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
    My office is like this every day. Today, the selection of food lying around on top of filing cabinets included fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, coffee walnut cake, blueberry muffins, mini sausage rolls, Kettle Chips, Celebration mini chocolate bars, Hershey Kisses, M&M's, salted popcorn, and cherry bakewells.

    People bring in cake and cookies to mark *any* occasion. A birthday, the birthday of offspring, leaving for vacation, returning from vacation, a project being completed on time, even resignations. I get birthday cake. But resignation cake?

    I would SO eat all my resignation cake !

    cake1.jpg
  • zhvah18
    zhvah18 Posts: 158 Member
    My office is like this every day. Today, the selection of food lying around on top of filing cabinets included fudge brownies, chocolate chip cookies, coffee walnut cake, blueberry muffins, mini sausage rolls, Kettle Chips, Celebration mini chocolate bars, Hershey Kisses, M&M's, salted popcorn, and cherry bakewells.

    People bring in cake and cookies to mark *any* occasion. A birthday, the birthday of offspring, leaving for vacation, returning from vacation, a project being completed on time, even resignations. I get birthday cake. But resignation cake?

    I would SO eat all my resignation cake !

    cake1.jpg

    Same. I'm walking out the door anyways, what are they going to do to me if I take the whole cake?

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