Valentine's gift ideas for shopping at a gas station?

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  • MMulder68
    MMulder68 Posts: 139 Member
    A pint of ice cream and a six-pack of wine coolers.

    oh oh oh, I like this!!!
  • Blue801
    Blue801 Posts: 442
    Sushi

    ^^ this is very bad! Do not do this!
    Like eating an egg salad sandwich from a gas station vending machine in space.
    :noway:
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Sushi

    ^^ this is very bad! Do not do this!
    Like eating an egg salad sandwich from a gas station vending machine in space.
    :noway:

    there's no air in space... therefore no aerobic bacteria... might be the safest egg salad sandwich ever.
  • xRay85Rayx
    xRay85Rayx Posts: 369
    Car Freshener, a couple of scratch-offs and trail mix.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Anyone who responds to this thread is also volunteering themselves to be put on a list of possible future partners in the event my gf is unimpressed with the offerings I lay before her tomorrow. I need a healthy supply of people with low standards.
  • Blue801
    Blue801 Posts: 442
    Sushi

    ^^ this is very bad! Do not do this!
    Like eating an egg salad sandwich from a gas station vending machine in space.
    :noway:

    there's no air in space... therefore no aerobic bacteria... might be the safest egg salad sandwich ever.

    LoL. The gas station is the kind with air in it silly! Vending machine is inside.... Haven't you ever traveled?
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Sushi

    ^^ this is very bad! Do not do this!
    Like eating an egg salad sandwich from a gas station vending machine in space.
    :noway:

    there's no air in space... therefore no aerobic bacteria... might be the safest egg salad sandwich ever.

    LoL. The gas station is the kind with air in it silly! Vending machine is inside.... Haven't you ever traveled?

    I travel daily... to my door to receive the delivery food.
  • DjinnMarie
    DjinnMarie Posts: 1,297 Member
    My husband once made me a Reese's peanut butter cup bouquet using BBQ skewers. Best gift ever!!!
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    My husband once made me a Reese's peanut butter cup bouquet using BBQ skewers. Best gift ever!!!

    She is allergic to peanut butter... I like how you think... two birds with one stone
  • Arranna1212
    Arranna1212 Posts: 143 Member
    Go to a gas station with gift cards.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    A couple of taquitos and some chap-stick
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    red wine
    Hersey Kisses
    Whipped cream
    windshield wiper blades
  • Zekela
    Zekela Posts: 634 Member
    Anything food related... I wouldn't care... the pizza sounds good.
  • Zekela
    Zekela Posts: 634 Member
    My husband sent me, at my work, gourmet strawberries dipped in chocolate on Wednesday and then another package yesterday with a teddy bear, flowers... and... I go scrumaging through the box thinking, "where's the effing food???"... I found the chocolate and I was so so happy. I'm thinking, he is an awesome dude (anyone who puts up with me is very very special), but he doesn't have to go all out when it comes on to me... I'll eat anything.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Just break up
  • bl1nk6
    bl1nk6 Posts: 175
    you said she doesnt like flowers.. how about a bouquet of chocolate bars and sweets or buy a bag of haribo heart jellies and stick them on some cupcakes ;)

    goodluck!!!!!! you r gonna need it lol
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    If you had less than 24 hours to get your gf/bf/cohabitator/poly-partners something for valentine's day and the only option was something you could purchase at a gas station or something you could make from several items bought at a gas station, what would you get?

    I'd fill your tank and drive off mate, cause she'll be telling you to pack you bags anyway
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    One of those miniature roses with the teddy bear stuck to the stem...if they still sell them.
  • bl1nk6
    bl1nk6 Posts: 175
    If you had less than 24 hours to get your gf/bf/cohabitator/poly-partners something for valentine's day and the only option was something you could purchase at a gas station or something you could make from several items bought at a gas station, what would you get?

    I'd fill your tank and drive off mate, cause she'll be telling you to pack you bags anyway

    hahaha this is true!
  • CoreyGDS
    CoreyGDS Posts: 10
    they have receipt pads, could be for written receipt or cash or something. Could use it for a special deal hehehe.. They may have dark chocolate and if it at least 70% thats a good pick for a healthier treat.

    But if the nutrition is going well and you can spear a treat meal then get whatever to replace a meal.

    gift cards, those are getting more available and not just for the gas station, they may have a stuffed animal/toys and being V-Day may have item suited for it (gift baskets etc)..

    It really isn't about the stuff, that only the commercialism side......whats special will come from you not stuff anyways
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    I would make a bouquet out of miniture liquor bottles, candy/chocolate and if I was straight, condoms.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    A tankful of petrol would be the best gift I could possibly receive from a petrol station, and more valuable than anything I've ever received!
  • east2west14
    east2west14 Posts: 161 Member
    Lottery ticket with a note about getting lucky on a gas receipt I found on the floor.

    Can it be an expired lottery ticket? I don't want to give her a winner because then she'd have the means to leave me.

    Write your name and her name at the back ;)
  • __Di__
    __Di__ Posts: 1,659 Member
    If you had less than 24 hours to get your gf/bf/cohabitator/poly-partners something for valentine's day and the only option was something you could purchase at a gas station or something you could make from several items bought at a gas station, what would you get?

    hmm difficult one that, gallon of gas or a can of motor oil, or perhaps some window washer
  • CynthiaT60
    CynthiaT60 Posts: 1,280 Member
    Love the topic title and wish you good luck! :flowerforyou:
  • MizMiami305
    MizMiami305 Posts: 188 Member
    Gas can with gas!!
  • animatorswearbras
    animatorswearbras Posts: 1,001 Member
    De icer it's a symbol of not wanting your loved one to die in a horrific disfiguring car crash, premium engine oil like castrol magnetic shows that you can really push the boat out and only buy the best ****, also will make her engine purr like a freshly groomed Ocelot, just like she will.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    I am down to two options.
    1) A can of tuna with the card saying "Tonight we shall feast on fish together, but while you eat this tuna, I'll be dining on Red Snapper"

    2) A handlebar for the shower so old people don't fall with the card saying "I plan to use this, to sex you right, spend decades together till I die in the night, and when you weep alone, in the shower my dear, you'll hold on this handle and remember our joyous years"
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    If the second idea doesn't make you tear up a little, you have no soul.
  • needtochange2014
    needtochange2014 Posts: 21
    If the second idea doesn't make you tear up a little, you have no soul.

    Yeah, it was nice in the beginning but it got a little to dark for comfort towards the end there. hah

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