Valentine's gift ideas for shopping at a gas station?

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  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Skip the gas station. Handmade coupon, good for a nice dinner at a nice restaurant.

    ..... something about that makes me want to slit my wrists...but, I can't quite pin it to any particular part though
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Bananas

    Finally, good advice.


    Yayayayayayay! Do I get a prize!?

    I'd give you a banana, but she'd think I was cheating.
    How about plastic flowers?

    Sure, the plastic flowers are a gift that keeps on giving year after year!

    If that's your way of implying that you plan to regift them, you can consider your gift revoked.


    Nooooooo! It was more like I can dust them off every year at this time and fondly remember this thread :bigsmile:
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,954 Member
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    get airheads candy and roll them into roses.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    get airheads candy and roll them into roses.

    as I read this line, my mind went in a totally different direction than "roses"
  • nutellabrah
    nutellabrah Posts: 543
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    In b4 "get her some dumb S&*t from CVS" video...
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
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    Burritos and a fountain Mt Dew
  • futurejedi
    futurejedi Posts: 111
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    a key chain gotta keep it romantic
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    In b4 "get her some dumb S&*t from CVS" video...

    brah, I'm surprised you didn't suggest Nutella.
  • pzacher68
    pzacher68 Posts: 38 Member
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    SCRATCHERS!!
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    Gas station bananas are da shiz.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Gas station bananas are da shiz.

    probably slightly covered in da shiz too... but w/e, I ain't eating it.
  • beaches61
    beaches61 Posts: 154 Member
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    A dinner at a nice restaurant makes you want to slit your wrists?
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    Beef Jerky ( I recommend Jack Links) Gigli on DVD (you can only find it now in gas stations) and a Pine Scented Air Freshener.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    A dinner at a nice restaurant makes you want to slit your wrists?

    Well, that too, but I was implying my comment more towards a home-made coupon.
    I hate public situations. That's why when I teach students, I go out of my way to make their lives as miserable as I feel.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Beef Jerky ( I recommend Jack Links) Gigli on DVD (you can only find it now in gas stations) and a Pine Scented Air Freshener.

    I see a compromise in the works.

    Beef Jerky... no name brand.... and Pine Sol with a note saying that after she cleans the floor, the house will smell delicious.
  • KatVarley
    KatVarley Posts: 534 Member
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    Vacuum her car, check the oil and tires, fill her tank, and top off the windshield washer fluid - Showing you care about her being safe - very romantic <3
  • beaches61
    beaches61 Posts: 154 Member
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    A dinner at a nice restaurant makes you want to slit your wrists?

    Well, that too, but I was implying my comment more towards a home-made coupon.
    I hate public situations. That's why when I teach students, I go out of my way to make their lives as miserable as I feel.

    Ahh, I see. You're one of those people.....
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Vacuum her car, check the oil and tires, fill her tank, and top off the windshield washer fluid - Showing you care about her being safe - very romantic <3

    She already nags me into doing all of that. Except the brake fluid ;)
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
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    Beef Jerky ( I recommend Jack Links) Gigli on DVD (you can only find it now in gas stations) and a Pine Scented Air Freshener.

    I see a compromise in the works.

    Beef Jerky... no name brand.... and Pine Sol with a note saying that after she cleans the floor, the house will smell delicious.

    That's more than fair! :drinker:
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
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    Beef Jerky ( I recommend Jack Links) Gigli on DVD (you can only find it now in gas stations) and a Pine Scented Air Freshener.

    I see a compromise in the works.

    Beef Jerky... no name brand.... and Pine Sol with a note saying that after she cleans the floor, the house will smell delicious.

    That's more than fair! :drinker:

    on a side note, you're a handsome man. I mean that in a totally hetero way.

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