What do you guys suggest to eat instead of cauliflower?

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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    I admit it, I'm a cauliflower addict. I binge on it constantly. Cauliflower sandwiches, pizza and ice cream! Help!!! I can't stop myself. Please give me some good suggestions before I totally blow my diet!!!

    Actual food is a good substitute for cauliflower, I find.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    I'm curious about the calories in a cauliflower binge?

    since cauliflower is a negative calorie food, it would be like negative 500….
  • ModernNerd
    ModernNerd Posts: 336 Member
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    Chocolate. Chocolate > cauliflower.

    Everything > cauliflower.

    FIFY
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
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    That's my little girls two favorite food groups.
  • sarahkatara
    sarahkatara Posts: 826 Member
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    I'm curious about the calories in a cauliflower binge?

    The aftermath in the bathroom is much scarier....
    That sounds like such a good cleanse. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Dude. That's a million dollar idea! The Cauliflower Cleanse- we could DEFINITELY get Dr. Oz behind that! Tell him it's actually a relative of the green coffee bean..
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    I'd rather drink paint :sick:

    That's not support! :angry:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    Broccoli?

    It's green so just like green tea. Magic and stuff.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    This is positive support for you, OP! Corn Dogs are an excellent healthy alternative! :flowerforyou:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Beef is the answer. It's what's for dinner.

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    Or perhaps something of a pizza nature?

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    Just let your waiter know. :drinker:
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Broccoli?

    It's green so just like green tea. Magic and stuff.

    ^^ And this too! Magic FTW!

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    I'm curious about the calories in a cauliflower binge?

    The aftermath in the bathroom is much scarier....
    That sounds like such a good cleanse. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Dude. That's a million dollar idea! The Cauliflower Cleanse- we could DEFINITELY get Dr. Oz behind that! Tell him it's actually a relative of the green coffee bean..
    Hahahaha, just let him put it into a jar with horse-sized pills. Take 12 of these big suckers a day hahahahaha
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
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    Why not some faux recipes like for example, you can make "faux cauliflower" out of white fondant, rice pudding... Shaped to look like cauliflower then left out to dry and harden, or gluten. Everybody enjoys a gluten cauliflower casserole.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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  • Flab2Fab27
    Flab2Fab27 Posts: 461 Member
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    I hear if you go in a sauna, you can burn 3500 calories per hour. Bring on the cauliflower!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Why not some faux recipes like for example, you can make "faux cauliflower" out of white fondant, rice pudding... Shaped to look like cauliflower then left out to dry and harden, or gluten. Everybody enjoys a gluten cauliflower casserole.

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    I hear if you go in a sauna, you can burn 3500 calories per hour. Bring on the cauliflower!

    that is only if you have a cauliflower body wrap on ...
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
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    Squats and deadlifts
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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