Sleep text
Bare with me I'm about to fall asleep and want to be entertained. Have you ever texted people in your sleep and vaguely remember doing it when you wake up or best yet..don't remember at all?
Happens to me all the time and I'm waiting for the day I slip up and say something that makes no sense or offensive. Do you have any good sleep text stories????
Happens to me all the time and I'm waiting for the day I slip up and say something that makes no sense or offensive. Do you have any good sleep text stories????
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Yes0
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Do I get to hear it??? 0:)0
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No, but i do the "call boy, and make a fool out of yourself" thing when i drink. My friends take my phone away. They're good people.0
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sleep or drunk? Drunk yes0
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No, but i do the "call boy, and make a fool out of yourself" thing when i drink. My friends take my phone away. They're good people.
Hah! I have never drunk called anyone but I love receiving them!0 -
No, but i do the "call boy, and make a fool out of yourself" thing when i drink. My friends take my phone away. They're good people.
Hah! I have never drunk called anyone but I love receiving them!
This. I guess my sleep texts make up for that...0 -
sleep or drunk? Drunk yes
If you got stories lets hear it! I wouldn't want to put limitations on a good story!!0 -
PMing my number to the hot ladies in this thread and hoping for some texts tonight :devil:0
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I had to delete all my X's numbers because I once sent a text to 5 in one night.... needles I did not get a bootie call that night lol
that's about 10 years ago now0 -
I never sent anything in sleep but did revive couple of times.0
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I had to delete all my X's numbers because I once sent a text to 5 in one night.... needles I did not get a bootie call that night lol
that's about 10 years ago now
Haha!!! Pimp status!!! Hats off to you. :drinker:
(Even though it didn't work out in your favor, I give mad props for the effort put forth :flowerforyou: )0 -
No, but i do the "call boy, and make a fool out of yourself" thing when i drink. My friends take my phone away. They're good people.
Hah! I have never drunk called anyone but I love receiving them!
I once called an ex to ask if he misses me, and when he said "yes" I started calling him a lying f^ck, tell him I never ever think of him (yes, i know i was the one calling), and basically that he sucks, except in a more elaborate way. I wasn't even THAT drunk.
Alcohol makes me crazy. This is why i never drink with people i don't trust to keep me from making very bad decisions.0 -
PMing my number to the hot ladies in this thread and hoping for some texts tonight :devil:
You are really quite the opportunist...0 -
I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.0
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No, but i do the "call boy, and make a fool out of yourself" thing when i drink. My friends take my phone away. They're good people.
Hah! I have never drunk called anyone but I love receiving them!
I once called an ex to ask if he misses me, and when he said "yes" I started calling him a lying f^ck, tell him I never ever think of him (yes, i know i was the one calling), and basically that he sucks, except in a more elaborate way. I wasn't even THAT drunk.
Alcohol makes me crazy. This is why i never drink with people i don't trust to keep me from making very bad decisions.
Guuurrrrl you got (theoretical) balls!!!
Guess a little liquid courage can go a long way. Haha0 -
PMing my number to the hot ladies in this thread and hoping for some texts tonight :devil:
You are really quite the opportunist...
Nothing ventured, nothing gained0 -
I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.
Mine always sleeps next to me...only thing that gets to share my bed lately. :brokenheart:0 -
I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.
Mine always sleeps next to me...only thing that gets to share my bed lately. :brokenheart:
I try to charge mine prior, but forget sometimes. Ack.0 -
I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.
Mine always sleeps next to me...only thing that gets to share my bed lately. :brokenheart:
I try to charge mine prior, but forget sometimes. Ack.
I should do that too... MFP is a phone killer0 -
I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.
Mine always sleeps next to me...only thing that gets to share my bed lately. :brokenheart:
I try to charge mine prior, but forget sometimes. Ack.
I should do that too... MFP is a phone killer0 -
I had to delete all my X's numbers because I once sent a text to 5 in one night.... needles I did not get a bootie call that night lol
that's about 10 years ago now
Haha!!! Pimp status!!! Hats off to you. :drinker:
(Even though it didn't work out in your favor, I give mad props for the effort put forth :flowerforyou: )0 -
I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.
Mine always sleeps next to me...only thing that gets to share my bed lately. :brokenheart:
I try to charge mine prior, but forget sometimes. Ack.
I should do that too... MFP is a phone killer
I take it you roll around in bed too much.
I just don't wanna over charge my phone but guess that'll have to happen tonight.0 -
I had to delete all my X's numbers because I once sent a text to 5 in one night.... needles I did not get a bootie call that night lol
that's about 10 years ago now
Haha!!! Pimp status!!! Hats off to you. :drinker:
(Even though it didn't work out in your favor, I give mad props for the effort put forth :flowerforyou: )
Lmaoooo define often...0 -
When DH and I were just dating he'd text me in the middle of the night a bunch of gibberish when he was half asleep. It literally would make no sense lol:laugh:0
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Never!!!!!!!0
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I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.
Mine always sleeps next to me...only thing that gets to share my bed lately. :brokenheart:
I try to charge mine prior, but forget sometimes. Ack.
I should do that too... MFP is a phone killer
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I wake up with my phone in my hand, but I don't sleep text lol.
Mine always sleeps next to me...only thing that gets to share my bed lately. :brokenheart:
I try to charge mine prior, but forget sometimes. Ack.
I should do that too... MFP is a phone killer0 -
I had to delete all my X's numbers because I once sent a text to 5 in one night.... needles I did not get a bootie call that night lol
that's about 10 years ago now
Haha!!! Pimp status!!! Hats off to you. :drinker:
(Even though it didn't work out in your favor, I give mad props for the effort put forth :flowerforyou: )
Lmaoooo define often...
Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri?0 -
PMing my number to the hot ladies in this thread and hoping for some texts tonight :devil:
You are really quite the opportunist...
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Still numberless.... No sleep text for you tonight!0 -
I had to delete all my X's numbers because I once sent a text to 5 in one night.... needles I did not get a bootie call that night lol
that's about 10 years ago now
Haha!!! Pimp status!!! Hats off to you. :drinker:
(Even though it didn't work out in your favor, I give mad props for the effort put forth :flowerforyou: )
Lmaoooo define often...
Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri?
I must have no life..I'm here everyday. ((0
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