How many pounds gained before its acceptable..

Mr_Bad_Example

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knowing this is a troll thread because of the other one... I answer in all seriousness.

50 lbs. I'm already having conversations and issues around 20. 50 lbs would be a come to Jesus talk. I'm only willing to go so far on that. I won't just leave- conversations will be had- but 50 lbs- that's a line and action will be taken.

It represents a much larger issue that is going on- binge drinking- gambling- strip clubs. Whatever. it's a thing. I won't tolerate it.

Funny that you invoke the name of Jesus. Didn't he spend a lot of time hanging out with, and befriending, those who society deemed to be a waste?

Strong post...

This is why I wouldn't leave you, even if you gained 51 pounds.

Looks like it's time to start bulking then!

EvgeniZyntx

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DamePiglet

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knowing this is a troll thread because of the other one... I answer in all seriousness.

50 lbs. I'm already having conversations and issues around 20. 50 lbs would be a come to Jesus talk. I'm only willing to go so far on that. I won't just leave- conversations will be had- but 50 lbs- that's a line and action will be taken.

It represents a much larger issue that is going on- binge drinking- gambling- strip clubs. Whatever. it's a thing. I won't tolerate it.

Funny that you invoke the name of Jesus. Didn't he spend a lot of time hanging out with, and befriending, those who society deemed to be a waste?

Strong post...

HA!!!
Gaining weight is not a "thing" like having a gambling problem.

techgal128

It's not fat, it's "love muscle".

fairygirlpie9

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.. to dump your girlfriend. Is 10 or 20 pounds enough? I tried to get her to eat healthy. Its been a few months and she still has not put it off. I think its time to throw in the towel.
We have been together for about 5-6 months. She was 114 lbs at the start, now she is at least 125, it is just a matter of time before she hits 130. I don't even know what to do. She goes to the gym about 4 times a week. If yo uask me it is not working. I'm sitting here with my phone in my hand ready to text her to lose to weigh or time for me to move on. We did talk about it a wile ago and she said she was going to get into bikini shape for the summer. I just don't see it happening now.

Please don't be a real post. Please don't be a real post. Please don't be a real post.

If you're telling me 125-130lbs is too much for you... Dear lord there are so many things I would like to say to you but I don't want a strike.

Dido. Controling one's weight doesn't come easily to all of us. Here's the deal though, she deserves someone who cares enough to stick by her at a tough time, so I'm not going to encourage you to stay with her. She's better off without you. You clearly don't love her or you would not be asking this, so move on.

See bolded.

That's the singer from the late 90s, early 2000s who sang with Eminiem (who may RIP since someone ate him yesterday and she now regrets it)

Since Eminem is gone, Dido might be single for you OP

i want to thank you...

Hah I actually know Dido's husband. He is the worst. We always make jokes about him at work. OP would actually be a nice guy in comparison although as slim as she is I don't think Dido would meet his weight requirements.

VictoriasImage77

Do her a favor and tell her what you think. That way, she can dump YOUR sorry *kitten*. She's wasted more than enough of her time on you.

VictoriasImage77

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The answer is always, always 42

Of_Monsters_and_Meat

I can't believe my actual gf is posting in my thread. Ok, maybe we can work something out?

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I can't believe my actual gf is posting in my thread. Ok, maybe we can work something out?

only if you promise to feed me steak! Oh, and an apology would be nice, too.

Of_Monsters_and_Meat

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I can't believe my actual gf is posting in my thread. Ok, maybe we can work something out?

only if you promise to feed me steak! Oh, and an apology would be nice, too.

Ok ok hun. I'm sorry. We can go out for steaks and wine. Whatever you want. It was a bad idea to post all this. I should be more appreciative of you and not be a scumbag.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

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I can't believe my actual gf is posting in my thread. Ok, maybe we can work something out?

only if you promise to feed me steak! Oh, and an apology would be nice, too.

Ok ok hun. I'm sorry. We can go out for steaks and wine. Whatever you want. It was a bad idea to post all this. I should be more appreciative of you and not be a scumbag.

more groveling!

quirkytizzy

When you break up with her....hand her a triple layer chocolate fudge cake with the best icing and say "thanks for playing, here's your consolation prize."

BEST. BREAKUP. EVAH!!! Seriously, I don't even know if I'd be mad.

Of_Monsters_and_Meat

I'll make you breakfast tomorrow, anything you want, just no chocolate or anything. Bry, You are the best thing that has happened to me. I want to bask in your beauty, you are everything to me. I was just being a stupid boy, when I should be manning up.