Missing out???

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  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
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    not what I thought she was referring to .....backing out ....
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    um. are you waiting for someone to offer to do it for you?

    you really don't have to try so hard on this website, there are lots of people around here trying to get laid. best of luck. :flowerforyou:

    :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I go from neck to belly button, so this thread doesnt apply to me
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    I figured that I didn't get sauce and food down the front of my shirt because I'm not a slob. Turns out it's cause I don't have big boobs. Who knew.

    I'm now picturing one of those heartburn commercials where the food is fighting the person, and ends up getting sauce all over that person's face. Maybe the sauce just wants to be on her boobs? :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Can't you just lick it off?
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    I figured that I didn't get sauce and food down the front of my shirt because I'm not a slob. Turns out it's cause I don't have big boobs. Who knew.

    Some of us just have bad hand/eye coordination...
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I figured that I didn't get sauce and food down the front of my shirt because I'm not a slob. Turns out it's cause I don't have big boobs. Who knew.

    Some of us just have bad hand/eye coordination...

    Like that time you were eating cereal and stuck the spoon to your ear?
  • hopefaithlove24
    hopefaithlove24 Posts: 454 Member
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    Never have this problem and got some 'girls' myself! my suggestion, learn how to eat?!
  • Mello_Rello
    Mello_Rello Posts: 421 Member
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    LOL....these replies are freakin hilarious.

    And for the lady with saucy boobs...maybe a bib will help.
  • hopefaithlove24
    hopefaithlove24 Posts: 454 Member
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    I figured that I didn't get sauce and food down the front of my shirt because I'm not a slob. Turns out it's cause I don't have big boobs. Who knew.

    Some of us just have bad hand/eye coordination...

    Like that time you were eating cereal and stuck the spoon to your ear?

    :laugh:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    I figured that I didn't get sauce and food down the front of my shirt because I'm not a slob. Turns out it's cause I don't have big boobs. Who knew.

    Some of us just have bad hand/eye coordination...


    Like that time you were eating cereal and stuck the spoon to your ear?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I completely thought this was going in a different direction as my mind is in the gutter today. I thought you meant something else when you said you occasionally found "sauce" and such on your breasts.

    NVM!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    I completely thought this was going in a different direction as my mind is in the gutter today. I thought you meant something else when you said you occasionally found "sauce" and such on your breasts.

    NVM!
    I thought I was the only one to think that, so I quietly walked away.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    so, are there girls without a chest? I am so confused....

    It's sad. They look kind of like this.

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  • Mello_Rello
    Mello_Rello Posts: 421 Member
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    I completely thought this was going in a different direction as my mind is in the gutter today. I thought you meant something else when you said you occasionally found "sauce" and such on your breasts.

    NVM!
    I thought I was the only one to think that, so I quietly walked away.

    I thought that too, but yeah...didn't wanna look like the perv.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    I completely thought this was going in a different direction as my mind is in the gutter today. I thought you meant something else when you said you occasionally found "sauce" and such on your breasts.

    NVM!

    well, now I'm hoping for this later.... doh!
  • JohnnyResets
    JohnnyResets Posts: 177 Member
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    Friend request sent :flowerforyou: :laugh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I completely thought this was going in a different direction as my mind is in the gutter today. I thought you meant something else when you said you occasionally found "sauce" and such on your breasts.

    NVM!
    I thought I was the only one to think that, so I quietly walked away.

    I thought that too, but yeah...didn't wanna look like the perv.

    Meh. I don't mind saying what we were all thinking.
  • donnadavies72
    donnadavies72 Posts: 29 Member
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    I have tha same problem! I wondered if they did bibs like they do for children that catch the food and then you wouldnt need to eat back calories lolol its funny though it never happens with chocolate :-/

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