Why Did The Person Above You Get Arrested?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    She wacky
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653
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    Hehe glad you caught that!

    She wanted to try nude jogging with me. Guess it didn't end as well as we thought...sorry for my wacky ideas!
  • asprettyasme
    asprettyasme Posts: 175
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    @Sinisterly Her stare was so hypnotizing that everyone who looked at it turned into stone and so they had to lock her away. #medusa :O
  • asprettyasme
    asprettyasme Posts: 175
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    @arwacky she twerked at an old folks home and one of the old people got offended and called the cops and when the cops showed up she twerked on them and wouldn't stop so they tased her and put her in jail for sexual harassment LOL
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    they gave her 2 years for contributing to the delinquency of the MFP men that cant stop creeping her 20yr old body!
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    Streaking! (Maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part!)
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
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    Causing a public scene... It's a misdemeanor
  • hopefaithlove24
    hopefaithlove24 Posts: 454 Member
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    Speeding on his red beast
  • elkahallick
    elkahallick Posts: 1,138 Member
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    Public urination
  • lookinggoodkel
    lookinggoodkel Posts: 1,235 Member
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    flashing
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
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    For slapping the ship's Capt with an oar.
  • Fabfitgirl5
    Fabfitgirl5 Posts: 91 Member
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    Disorderly conduct at a RAVE party... and that's saying something :drinker:
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    She would pose as a tailor at the Men's Warehouse and offer to take inseam measurements of unsuspecting guys
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
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    walking round the mall naked
  • DaWayne360
    DaWayne360 Posts: 261 Member
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    Reckless driving. Failure to keep her *kitten* in the right lane.....see what I did there?:laugh:
  • kittyd7015
    kittyd7015 Posts: 4,546 Member
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    having a beird
  • SusanKing1981
    SusanKing1981 Posts: 257 Member
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    Looking like she's riding topless....
  • TheBadToe
    TheBadToe Posts: 246 Member
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    She slipped the guy behind her some GHB and he passed out on the railing.
  • lookinggoodkel
    lookinggoodkel Posts: 1,235 Member
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    he was taking photos in the girls changing rooms
  • SuziAstro26
    SuziAstro26 Posts: 197 Member
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    Drunk and disorderly :wink:

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