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    • Posts: 4,317 Member
      Just break up!
    • Posts: 1,022 Member
      Just break up!

      :grumble:
    • Posts: 1,490 Member
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      ^^^THIS. Sounds like a win-win solution to me.

      QFT!!! Where do I sign up?!?!?!
    • Posts: 5,573 Member

      Just break up!

      :noway:
    • Posts: 3,679 Member
      Can you post a pic of her cleavage just so we can get an idea of just how much steak juice it could hold?

      Also, you are an idiot. Let that juice flow. Don't wipe up a drop of it. The only thing better than boobs is steak flavored boobs. What is wrong with you, man?
    • Posts: 111 Member
      This is just too funny :laugh:
    • Posts: 5,573 Member
      Can you post a pic of her cleavage just so we can get an idea of just how much steak juice it could hold?

      Also, you are an idiot. Let that juice flow. Don't wipe up a drop of it. The only thing better than boobs is steak flavored boobs. What is wrong with you, man?


      that's another issue. They're only 32C's and he wants me to get implants.
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
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      Mmmmm, steak!
      GIMMMEEEEE
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      that's another issue. They're only 32C's and he wants me to get implants.

      DON'T do eeeeeet!!!! Didn't you see my thread from yesterday???
    • Posts: 3,679 Member
      Ok, now I can't stop thinking of steak-flavoured boobs.
    • Posts: 213 Member
      You want her to wear a low cut dress but then complain when she drops food/ meat juice in the low cut dress?

      This is the weirdest thread. you have issues and it's not your girlfriends clothing
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      They be reading those "how to seduce guys" books written by nutzos. Mhm.

      Hell yeah! My next fantasy is clam chowder smeared over feet. OMG I can hardly contain myself now...
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      that's another issue. They're only 32C's and he wants me to get implants.


      Are you going to air all our dirty laundry!!
    • Posts: 5,573 Member
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      Are you going to air all our dirty laundry!!

      if they search your forum history, they can find it for themselves.
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      that's another issue. They're only 32C's and he wants me to get implants.

      i think you have a hearing problem....i understand how that can lead you down a murky path....

      he said..

      I WANT TO IMPLANT MY TUBE STEAK IN YOU.


      better?
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
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      Hell yeah! My next fantasy is clam chowder smeared over feet. OMG I can hardly contain myself now...
      Mmmmmm, just make sure she showers and we got a deal LOLLLL
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      Mmmmmm, just make sure she showers and we got a deal LOLLLL

      Showers? Why get rid of all that delicious feet funk from the day? Ugh, so prude. Sheesh.
    • Posts: 370 Member
      Maybe she's hinting that she wants you to slosh her lol
    • Posts: 5,573 Member
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      i think you have a hearing problem....i understand how that can lead you down a murky path....

      he said..

      I WANT TO IMPLANT MY TUBE STEAK IN YOU.


      better?

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 869 Member
      Sometimes I like meat between my cleavage... whats wrong with it? Ya it can get juicy or messy but its ok.:smokin:
    • Posts: 4,323 Member
      You want her to wear a low cut dress but then complain when she drops food/ meat juice in the low cut dress?

      This is the weirdest thread. you have issues and it's not your girlfriends clothing

      exactly! the issue is that she eats like a slob.


      "meat juice" *snicker*
    • Posts: 3,679 Member
      Sometimes I like meat between my cleavage... whats wrong with it? Ya it can get juicy or messy but its ok.:smokin:

      Women like you are why I hate being old. And homely. And impoverished.
    • Posts: 10,913 Member
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      Showers? Why get rid of all that delicious feet funk from the day? Ugh, so prude. Sheesh.
      FINE! Clingwrap or no go :angry:
      We just break up right here rite nao!
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