Best brain-based protein powder?

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EccentricDead
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So I can't eat gluten, whey, casein, soy, eggs, fish, lactose, tree nuts, ground nuts, alcohol, shellfish, coconut, cayenne, sesame, or maize. Unfortunately, most humans eat some or all of these substances and therefore I am at risk of allergic reaction when I eat their brains.

However, I need to increase my brain macro to 100% of my diet so my question is: are there any brain-based isolate powders on the market?

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  • EccentricDead
    EccentricDead Posts: 6 Member
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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    I think you should contact DR Oz and convince him that all those things you listed cause cancer in humans. Wait till Oz-watching people cut all that from their diets, then eat their brains. Those will likely be smaller than average, but better than nothing, right?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    Cow brains are usually pretty safe...as long as they don't come from Europe.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    it's better for you to meet your brain macros with real brains, not brain isolate protein powder. Human brains are an excellent source of omega 3 fatty acids, and the brain protein powders just contain the protein from the brains, all the fat content is lost, with includes all the EFAs.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    I got nothin'.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    So I can't eat gluten, whey, casein, soy, eggs, fish, lactose, tree nuts, ground nuts, alcohol, shellfish, coconut, cayenne, sesame, or maize. Unfortunately, most humans eat some or all of these substances and therefore I am at risk of allergic reaction when I eat their brains.

    However, I need to increase my brain macro to 100% of my diet so my question is: are there any brain-based isolate powders on the market?

    pro-tip: stay away from Washington DC. there's very little to be found there in the way of brains.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    If I were you, I'd stick with clean, organic vegan's brains.

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  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    If I were you, I'd stick with clean, organic vegan's brains.

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    Tastes just like cauliflower.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Forget Dr Oz! You should consult Dr Lecter!
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  • TheWorstHorse
    TheWorstHorse Posts: 185
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    it's better for you to meet your brain macros with real brains, not brain isolate protein powder. Human brains are an excellent source of omega 3 fatty acids, and the brain protein powders just contain the protein from the brains, all the fat content is lost, with includes all the EFAs.

    See? Science is your friend every time, even if you *are* a zombie.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    So I can't eat gluten, whey, casein, soy, eggs, fish, lactose, tree nuts, ground nuts, alcohol, shellfish, coconut, cayenne, sesame, or maize. Unfortunately, most humans eat some or all of these substances and therefore I am at risk of allergic reaction when I eat their brains.

    However, I need to increase my brain macro to 100% of my diet so my question is: are there any brain-based isolate powders on the market?

    pro-tip: stay away from Washington DC. there's very little to be found there in the way of brains.

    The MFP forums may be even worse.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
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    So I can't eat gluten, whey, casein, soy, eggs, fish, lactose, tree nuts, ground nuts, alcohol, shellfish, coconut, cayenne, sesame, or maize. Unfortunately, most humans eat some or all of these substances and therefore I am at risk of allergic reaction when I eat their brains.

    However, I need to increase my brain macro to 100% of my diet so my question is: are there any brain-based isolate powders on the market?

    pro-tip: stay away from Washington DC. there's very little to be found there in the way of brains.

    The MFP forums may be even worse.
    is there a cauliflower alternative? If I juice the brain, do I still benefit from the stem?

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