Has anyone done an external detox and has it worked?

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I just came back from a cruise today and went to a weight loss seminar where they convince you, you are not loosing weight as your body has built up toxins over the years and your fat cells are trapped.you need to soak in seaweed to break down these toxins and turn your body alkaline.
I am a sucker for a good sales pitch and a nice bath,sounds like a great idea. Stung my wallet big time, hope I haven't been sold snake oil.
Has anyone had any success, the product is from Elemis

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  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    Snake oil. Fat cells grow and shrink, they don't disappear, nor are they trapped by toxins. Sorry you wasted your money, but enjoy your bath.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    You just got scammed, sorry to say.
  • ThickMcRunFast
    ThickMcRunFast Posts: 22,511 Member
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    If it actually turned your body alkaline, you would be dead. Sorry you wasted your money.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Yep, snake oil. :flowerforyou:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Repeat after me:

    There are no short cuts
    There are no short cuts
    There are no short cuts
    There are no short cuts
    There are no short cuts
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
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    Snake oil. Also you know you can get seaweed for free right?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    NO
  • a_stronger_me13
    a_stronger_me13 Posts: 812 Member
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    My liver and kidneys do a fantastic job filtering out the toxins in my body.
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
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    Repeat after me:

    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts

    Wouldn't it be "There are no short cuts?"
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    100% scam. Sorry.
  • Maleficent0241
    Maleficent0241 Posts: 386 Member
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    Definitely snake oil, but hopefully the bath was at least relaxing!
  • I_Will_End_You
    I_Will_End_You Posts: 4,397 Member
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    Scam. Anything that you pay for that claims to make you lose weight (other than a gym membership) is a scam. Live & learn!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Repeat after me:

    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts
    There is no short cuts

    Wouldn't it be "There are no short cuts?"

    Yea, thank you. My French is showing :embarassed:
  • GertrudeHorse
    GertrudeHorse Posts: 646 Member
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    100% scammed. Soz. Use it as a learning opportunity to avoid being scammed again.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    Strong everything
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  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
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    Snake oil. Fat cells grow and shrink, they don't disappear, nor are they trapped by toxins. Sorry you wasted your money, but enjoy your bath.

    This
    Take the bath, but use the seaweed to make sushi.
  • EHisCDN
    EHisCDN Posts: 480 Member
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    I've never heard of this before but it's a scam. I hope you at least enjoyed a relaxing bath?
  • soozey1
    soozey1 Posts: 102 Member
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    Oh well yes I will enjoy the bath, it does smell nice. Even if it is a placebo effect eating clean alkalising foods are good for you and I have two gym memberships going at the moment. So I am sure I will lose weight, but a little frosty the snow man melting can't hurt. Would have normally spent that much on our alcohol bill. So all good , a little relaxing down time is good for you, I will just repeat it enough so I convince myself it was money well spent.
  • soozey1
    soozey1 Posts: 102 Member
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    Yes they should, but mine have inflammation , an auto immune disease called nephritis and I have an allergy to fructose, so sugar. So the filtering part is not working right, I diet and love to exercise and run and do pump classes. But my internal organs just don't function like they should , probably a long shot, but if it works no harm.