A calorie is not a thing...

Dewymorning
Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
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...it is just a unit of measurement used to compare how much energy is in different things.

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Bacon.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    that's its lose meaning

    only a looser would care though
  • GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs
    GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs Posts: 124
    that's its lose meaning

    only a looser would care though

    Lol I see what you did there
  • GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs
    GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs Posts: 124
    So if my dietician tells me I'm eating too many calories can I tell her calories aren't real and that the jokes on her?
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    So if my dietician tells me I'm eating too many calories can I tell her calories aren't real and that the jokes on her?

    Yes, tell her you have never eaten a calorie in your life.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    There is no spoon.

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  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    Same with money. It doesn't actually exist. It's just a way to compare value with different things. It has no inherent vale in and of itself.

    Money and calories are blood brothers.

    I was actually thinking that myself when I posted the first post.
  • GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs
    GetRippedOrDieMirinBrahs Posts: 124
    Same with money. It doesn't actually exist. It's just a way to compare value with different things. It has no inherent vale in and of itself.

    Money and calories are blood brothers.

    Are you willing to bet money on it?
  • RebelliousRibbons
    RebelliousRibbons Posts: 391 Member
    I happen to spend a lot of money on calories. -.-
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    I happen to spend a lot of money on calories. -.-

    I happen to spend a lot of calories on money.
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    What happens if you use money to buy calories?
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    There is no spoon.

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  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    What is a thing in the first place? Do 'things' even exist? For example if I make a smiley face at the end if this post, is that a thing? Or is that just an interpretation of a computer code designed to look like a thing? A thing that doesn't even exist.... Like a calorie.










    :smile:
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Things are made of atoms. Atoms could be measured. Therefore everything is made of nothing. We do not exist.
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    What's a calorie anyway?@_@?? ALL I can see are just numbers to freak us out.

    Never mind abt the number :bigsmile: *munching Oreos, Popcorn and a diet soda*
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    I wish I had an Oreo. All I have are these rainbow cookies. :)
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    <~~~~ I have a rainbow cookie also........ Or do I?
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    OMG cookies do not exist?! I better eat another one to make sure.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    Lol! I feel like eating potato chips. If I think I have a bag of potato chips in my hand, do I? Are thoughts made of atoms also? Do they even exist?
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    Lol! I feel like eating potato chips. If I think I have a bag of potato chips in my hand, do I? Are thoughts made of atoms also? Do they even exist?

    Thoughts are just figments of your imagination.

    The potato chips are real though. *starts eating RaspberryKeyt....'s chips*
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Lol! I feel like eating potato chips. If I think I have a bag of potato chips in my hand, do I? Are thoughts made of atoms also? Do they even exist?


    LMAO!

    Our bodies are ran by a brain. And the brain is made of atoms. But what is running the atoms? Calories?
  • MysteriousLdy
    MysteriousLdy Posts: 306 Member
    Lol! I feel like eating potato chips. If I think I have a bag of potato chips in my hand, do I? Are thoughts made of atoms also? Do they even exist?


    LMAO!

    Our bodies are ran by a brain. And the brain is made of atoms. But what is running the atoms? Calories?

    ROTFLMAO!! Now we are talking abt atoms,numbers, calories...oreos,chips,cookies Yummy!!.What's next?
  • ashleyblossom1
    ashleyblossom1 Posts: 699 Member
    There is no spoon.

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    Ha!!!! i love you
  • jigsaw_me
    jigsaw_me Posts: 616 Member
    but weight isn't a thing either, it's just a unit of measurement ...
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    I happen to spend a lot of money on calories. -.-

    I happen to spend a lot of calories on money.

    Are they empty calories? If so, you're waisting your money.
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    The more calories from fats and carbs the better it tastes ;)
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    Lol! I feel like eating potato chips. If I think I have a bag of potato chips in my hand, do I? Are thoughts made of atoms also? Do they even exist?


    LMAO!

    Our bodies are ran by a brain. And the brain is made of atoms. But what is running the atoms? Calories?

    ROTFLMAO!! Now we are talking abt atoms,numbers, calories...oreos,chips,cookies Yummy!!.What's next?

    The cake is a lie!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    According to this equation. . energy is a thing: (E=MC^2)

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