How come there is no exercise option...

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  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    HRM!
  • HappyRunner34
    HappyRunner34 Posts: 394 Member
    The way I see it:

    -Were you having sex before you decided to lose weight? Answer is probably: Yes
    -Were you fat even if you were having sex ? Answer is probably: Yes

    Conclusion:

    It's not an effective workout. Now stop asking question on the boards and do an actual real workout.

    Thanks!

    What she said!!!

    (or you could measure push ups)
  • MyPureSteez
    MyPureSteez Posts: 265 Member
    Don't know how I'd feel about a chick wearing a HRM while doing the deed. I know it'd be a turn off, if when it was over she grabbed her phone to log the burn.
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    You ain't burning as many calories as you think honey.

    Its under a 100, google it.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    You ain't burning as many calories as you think honey.

    Its under a 100, google it.
    No way 45+ mins is under 100.
  • RobsGirl_lds
    RobsGirl_lds Posts: 211 Member
    Don't know how I'd feel about a chick wearing a HRM while doing the deed. I know it'd be a turn off, if when it was over she grabbed her phone to log the burn.
    Think of it as a video game and try to get a high score. The beautiful thing about that is she has to do more of the work to get the numbers up!
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    if you are doing it right it could be a good workout (over 100 calories)
  • tworthen79
    tworthen79 Posts: 1,173 Member
    And sex with yourself is a lot less. :ohwell:
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    And sex with yourself is a lot less. :ohwell:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fairefaerie
    fairefaerie Posts: 22 Member
    The way I see it:

    -Were you having sex before you decided to lose weight? Answer is probably: Yes
    -Were you fat even if you were having sex ? Answer is probably: Yes

    Conclusion:

    It's not an effective workout. Now stop asking question on the boards and do an actual real workout.

    Thanks!

    No reason to be rude. I thought it was funny.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Honey, if you're thinking about how to log your sex as a workout, you're doing it wrong.

    QFT

    QFQFT
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    The way I see it:

    -Were you having sex before you decided to lose weight? Answer is probably: Yes
    -Were you fat even if you were having sex ? Answer is probably: Yes

    Conclusion:

    It's not an effective workout. Now stop asking question on the boards and do an actual real workout.

    Thanks!

    The way I see it -

    You create a caloric deficit to lose weight. You work out to focus on body re-composition.

    Now stop answering questions on the boards and do some reading up.

    Thanks!
  • baileyang33
    baileyang33 Posts: 131 Member
    WebMD says 144 calories per every 1/2 hour for just laying there. :wink:
  • _Josee_
    _Josee_ Posts: 625 Member
    The way I see it:

    -Were you having sex before you decided to lose weight? Answer is probably: Yes
    -Were you fat even if you were having sex ? Answer is probably: Yes

    Conclusion:

    It's not an effective workout. Now stop asking question on the boards and do an actual real workout.

    Thanks!

    The way I see it -

    You create a caloric deficit to lose weight. You work out to focus on body re-composition.

    Now stop answering questions on the boards and do some reading up.

    Thanks!

    -Study #1 : ''...The study, Energy Expenditure During Sexual Activity In Young Healthy Couples, found that, on average, men burned 4.2 calories a minute during sex (...)l. Women burned 3.1 calories a minute during sex (...)...''

    -Study #2 : ''...According to the new study "Canadian and American Sex Therapists' Perceptions of Normal and Abnormal Ejaculatory Latencies: How Long Should Intercourse Last?" adequate coitus lasts anywhere from three to seven minutes...''

    -Quick mathematic 101: Men burn between 12.6 and 29.4 calories. Females burn between 9.3 and 21.7 calories.

    Yep, that's worth logging! ;)
  • serindipte
    serindipte Posts: 1,557 Member
    Don't know how I'd feel about a chick wearing a HRM while doing the deed. I know it'd be a turn off, if when it was over she grabbed her phone to log the burn.
    Think of it as a video game and try to get a high score. The beautiful thing about that is she has to do more of the work to get the numbers up!

    +1
  • paygep
    paygep Posts: 401 Member
    You should only log it if it's outside of your normal daily activities :flowerforyou:
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    lol I just logged sex yesterday!

    P.S my husband has been going though lots of healthy issues, was a point I went almost 2 months without. So now he's getting his groovy back and we went for 40 minutes yesterday, so I freaking logged it!
    Also I don't log it unless its at least 20+ minutes.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Don't know how I'd feel about a chick wearing a HRM while doing the deed. I know it'd be a turn off, if when it was over she grabbed her phone to log the burn.
    Think of it as a video game and try to get a high score. The beautiful thing about that is she has to do more of the work to get the numbers up!

    As long as it's not a deathmatch. .
  • AlMonkey
    AlMonkey Posts: 258 Member
    Theres an app for that! on iPhone there is one called Sex Counter:Tease FREE. you put the phone on the bed and it will count strokes and time and calories. Equivalents probably exist for BB and android.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Theres an app for that! on iPhone there is one called Sex Counter:Tease FREE. you put the phone on the bed and it will count strokes and time and calories. Equivalents probably exist for BB and android.

    Bed!? That's no fun!
  • PunkyRachel
    PunkyRachel Posts: 1,959 Member
    Theres an app for that! on iPhone there is one called Sex Counter:Tease FREE. you put the phone on the bed and it will count strokes and time and calories. Equivalents probably exist for BB and android.

    Bed!? That's no fun!

    Maybe you could place on the kitchen counter/table, couch, or whatever surface of your choosing.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Theres an app for that! on iPhone there is one called Sex Counter:Tease FREE. you put the phone on the bed and it will count strokes and time and calories. Equivalents probably exist for BB and android.

    Bed!? That's no fun!

    Maybe you could place on the kitchen counter/table, couch, or whatever surface of your choosing.

    Maybe. . in that case the accelerometer wouldn't be able to count thrusts. . It would have to do it by sound. . it would have to count "OH GOD'" and "Faster". . and "Deeper" . .. .wait. .did I say deeper? Not deeper. . I didn't mean deeper. .
  • karmacomatic
    karmacomatic Posts: 16
    I just think of it as breaking even, what with the whipped cream, chocolate, and other cals consumed during.:wink:

    Perfect.
  • karmacomatic
    karmacomatic Posts: 16
    This thread was kind of meant as a joke ;) I know you can add your own if you feel so inclined haha. I loooove the responses though!
  • karmacomatic
    karmacomatic Posts: 16
    Theres an app for that! on iPhone there is one called Sex Counter:Tease FREE. you put the phone on the bed and it will count strokes and time and calories. Equivalents probably exist for BB and android.
    THIS ACTUALLY EXISTS?! Hahaha!
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    In for protein synthesis.
  • FatFreeFrolicking
    FatFreeFrolicking Posts: 4,252 Member
    Wear a HRM
    Click "create a new exercise"
    Description: Sex
    Enter how long
    Enter calories burned

    BAM
  • amandakev88
    amandakev88 Posts: 328 Member
    I read somewhere that it doesn't burn that many calories.... Not enough to count as exercise anyway.....

    heard the same. most people overestimate sex calorie burns.
  • meritage4
    meritage4 Posts: 1,441 Member
    Intercourse is equivalent to walking 2 flights of stairs. That's what post heart attack folks are taught.
  • Rachelc1992
    Rachelc1992 Posts: 246 Member
    The way I see it:

    -Were you having sex before you decided to lose weight? Answer is probably: Yes
    -Were you fat even if you were having sex ? Answer is probably: Yes

    Conclusion:

    It's not an effective workout. Now stop asking question on the boards and do an actual real workout.

    Thanks!

    The way I see it -

    You create a caloric deficit to lose weight. You work out to focus on body re-composition.

    Now stop answering questions on the boards and do some reading up.

    Thanks!

    -Study #1 : ''...The study, Energy Expenditure During Sexual Activity In Young Healthy Couples, found that, on average, men burned 4.2 calories a minute during sex (...)l. Women burned 3.1 calories a minute during sex (...)...''

    -Study #2 : ''...According to the new study "Canadian and American Sex Therapists' Perceptions of Normal and Abnormal Ejaculatory Latencies: How Long Should Intercourse Last?" adequate coitus lasts anywhere from three to seven minutes...''

    -Quick mathematic 101: Men burn between 12.6 and 29.4 calories. Females burn between 9.3 and 21.7 calories.

    Yep, that's worth logging! ;)

    3 - 7 minutes?!???? Is that it???? Pftt!

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