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arwacky
arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
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I've realized that I'm too lazy to cook/bake any of my cravings. I'm now looking for a personal chef. Please provide applications here and include any pictures of dishes you have created that you think will help you stand out. Lol!
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    O.o
    Me? Cook?? HAHAHAHA.
    -will has teacher soon- haha
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Ah so you wanna be assistant personal chef? We can make that happen. Lol!
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I have skills, but before I submit my resume, what's in it for me?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    If you're into burnt rice.. Or raw rice.. I'm totally in!! :laugh:
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    I have skills, but before I submit my resume, what's in it for me?

    We can PM details..I don't want to risk ppl getting jealous of your salary or..tips. :wink:
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    If you're into burnt rice.. Or raw rice.. I'm totally in!! :laugh:

    Lmaoooo uhhh...how about I just skip rice. Can you do protein? I can always do better in that department :tongue:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    If you're into burnt rice.. Or raw rice.. I'm totally in!! :laugh:

    Lmaoooo uhhh...how about I just skip rice. Can you do protein? I can always do better in that department :tongue:
    Chicken or fish, only. Everything else.. Pretty mediocre lol.
    Edit: Oh, and frozen fruit with protein powder, if you're into that! :happy:
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    If you're into burnt rice.. Or raw rice.. I'm totally in!! :laugh:

    Lmaoooo uhhh...how about I just skip rice. Can you do protein? I can always do better in that department :tongue:
    Chicken or fish, only. Everything else.. Pretty mediocre lol.

    Clearly I have minimal standards. Congrats you have just earned the #1 candidate spot at this point. Derp almost had it but he was getting greedy and didn't even send me a resume. :(

    Sin.. Can you make salads? I don't even require dressings. Lol!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Potato salad.. Fruit salad.. Bacon salad..
    Hahah, yeah.. Salad's okay.

    I just think I lack patience to let stuff cook .-. haha
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Awww I can always take things out of the oven. I don't usually burn things. (Watch..I'm gonna burn my lunch tomorrow cause I said that.)

    I'm pretty patient. I'm just lazy..where I lack you can fill in and vice versa lol
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    I use real food for most part and most of my meals take 20 or less min to make. I have enviable food diary. LOL
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    I use real food for most part and most of my meals take 20 or less min to make. I have enviable food diary. LOL
    -creeps diary-
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    I use real food for most part and most of my meals take 20 or less min to make. I have enviable food diary. LOL

    Oh no!! Competition!!! Although..your reputation precedes you..how do I know you won't try to cook me???
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    No guarantee. LOL. Thats like asking a shark, Are you going to eat other fish?
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    No guarantee. LOL. Thats like asking a shark, Are you going to eat other fish?

    :noway:

    Lmaoooo..j/k! I kinda like the risk factor involved. :wink:
  • AFWXDUDE
    AFWXDUDE Posts: 53 Member
    Im an excellent chef of Bertolli foods! only 370 calories per meal too!
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Im an excellent chef of Bertolli foods! only 370 calories per meal too!

    Sounds so tempting! Isn't bertolli pasta? I need more protein cause that's where I'm slacking. :(
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    I make the best bacon n egg sandwiches :)
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Interesting...make it turkey bacon and we might have a deal
  • UnitedBoy83
    UnitedBoy83 Posts: 888 Member
    Is it too late to apply?! :P
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Never! Lol :)
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
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    Omg!!!!! Truer words were never typed. Gimme!!!! Send some over here!!!!
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    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
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    Omg!!!!! Truer words were never typed. Gimme!!!! Send some over here!!!!

    If I leave now, I can be there by 7pm. Make sure you eat a light dinner. :smooched:
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    I have mad cooking skillz, but my hubs says that's why he's overweight... might be true cuz since he started cooking a lot for himself, he's lost 20 lbs. He says mine is too good and he can't do any sort of portion control with it.
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
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    Omg!!!!! Truer words were never typed. Gimme!!!! Send some over here!!!!

    If I leave now, I can be there by 7pm. Make sure you eat a light dinner. :smooched:

    Hahahaha I'll be waiting!! :wink:
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    I have mad cooking skillz, but my hubs says that's why he's overweight... might be true cuz since he started cooking a lot for himself, he's lost 20 lbs. He says mine is too good and he can't do any sort of portion control with it.

    I haven't heard a higher recommendation than that! What's your "signature dish?"
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Scram Cindy! The job is mine!!! :grumble:
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    I have mad cooking skillz, but my hubs says that's why he's overweight... might be true cuz since he started cooking a lot for himself, he's lost 20 lbs. He says mine is too good and he can't do any sort of portion control with it.

    I haven't heard a higher recommendation than that! What's your "signature dish?"

    Hm... I make a pretty great lasagna, spaghetti is pretty fab too. I also make a pretty tasty cheesy potatoes side dish. I can pan sear a rib eye you'd die for. HIs fave is probably this cream-sauce cheese ravioli, authentic Italian recipe.
  • arwacky
    arwacky Posts: 1,653 Member
    Scram Cindy! The job is mine!!! :grumble:

    She does come highly recommended..but those cookies. Oh Idk!!! This is more difficult than I imagined. :(

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