Well, you're gonna die today. What's on the plate?

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  • mamahannick
    mamahannick Posts: 322 Member
    A big ol' jar of peanut butter and a spoon.

    I will die with a smile on my face.

    This exactly.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!

    Apparently agreeing with someone makes me a "white knight"? Then what do you call your bandwagon crew jumping in here?

    GUjSD.gif

    The original dude got on board and joined the party, why not get over yourselves and come along? I know it must really suck to be fat, bored housewives who can't eat any chocolate, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bunch of ****s online.

    Hiii...we haven't met... Wanna chat?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!

    Apparently agreeing with someone makes me a "white knight"? Then what do you call your bandwagon crew jumping in here?

    GUjSD.gif

    The original dude got on board and joined the party, why not get over yourselves and come along? I know it must really suck to be fat, bored housewives who can't eat any chocolate, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bunch of ****s online.
    Excuse me, while I go eat my King Sized Twix.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!

    Apparently agreeing with someone makes me a "white knight"? Then what do you call your bandwagon crew jumping in here?

    GUjSD.gif

    The original dude got on board and joined the party, why not get over yourselves and come along? I know it must really suck to be fat, bored housewives who can't eat any chocolate, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bunch of ****s online.

    Yeah... well I actually eat chocolate every day... but thanks for playing along and making HUGE assumptions about a complete stranger. Oh and the insult was a nice touch too.
  • scameronmay
    scameronmay Posts: 1 Member
    Peruvian skirt steak
    Pancetta crisps with goat cheese, pear, and thyme
    Pasta Carbonarra
    Plain ripple potato chips
    A big sweet and juicy orange
    A glass of a heavy red wine and a German Pilsner

    and a couple of figs
  • youngdreamer
    youngdreamer Posts: 65 Member
    Allen Lee 'tiny' Davis' meal would probably be mine. Seafood? Garlic bread? Root beer? Heck. Yes.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!

    Apparently agreeing with someone makes me a "white knight"? Then what do you call your bandwagon crew jumping in here?

    GUjSD.gif

    The original dude got on board and joined the party, why not get over yourselves and come along? I know it must really suck to be fat, bored housewives who can't eat any chocolate, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bunch of ****s online.

    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!

    Apparently agreeing with someone makes me a "white knight"? Then what do you call your bandwagon crew jumping in here?

    GUjSD.gif

    The original dude got on board and joined the party, why not get over yourselves and come along? I know it must really suck to be fat, bored housewives who can't eat any chocolate, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bunch of ****s online.

    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    Seriously, getting all bent out of shape over a "fun" thread. Somebody needs to get out some serious aggression! :laugh:
  • some_betty
    some_betty Posts: 322 Member
    Bread and Water
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    Being with my loved ones. I wouldn't worry about food.

    This.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!

    Apparently agreeing with someone makes me a "white knight"? Then what do you call your bandwagon crew jumping in here?

    GUjSD.gif

    The original dude got on board and joined the party, why not get over yourselves and come along? I know it must really suck to be fat, bored housewives who can't eat any chocolate, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bunch of ****s online.

    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    Seriously, getting all bent out of shape over a "fun" thread. Somebody needs to get out some serious aggression! :laugh:
    Yusss! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • kickivale
    kickivale Posts: 260 Member
    Actually, I'm craving some chili. I might try to fuse ethnic foods that should never be crossed and try them in a brand new way. Maybe I'll come up with the worlds best recipe right before I croak.

    Like, a chili lasagna with bacon strips on each layer of noodles...

    10gvO.gif

    HE'S DOING IT! HE'S REALLY DOING IT! That wasn't so hard now was it? In fact, that actually sounds really ****ing good.

    The Tim and Eric bit about the universe is MY FAV OF ALL TIME. (Tillman's Crest)
    Do you watch JASH on youtube??

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!


    I think you may not have caught my (assumed to be obvious) sarcasm about the 'rules' of answering the question.
    That was a joke?
    I don't care where the thread goes, I just don't need some kind of MFP reinforcements sent in when one chick feels sour.

    That being said, thanks for your submission.
    One for chocolate everything, check.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    You know it.
    1303921990_weight-ligft-fail.gif

    Go to BB.com...they can help you with your form brah
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    Grilled Delmonico (rib eye) steak
    Redskin garlic mashed potatoes
    Steamed summer vegetables
    Fountain Coke (not bottled or canned)
    Chocolate Strawberry Lava Cake
    Applebees Jamaica Freeze.
  • vegetable samosas with green and purple sauces
    a pineapple
    a hachiya persimmon
    a black mission fig or two
    chevre rolled in herbs de provence with some grilled baguette pieces (lightly charred)
    shrimp tempura
    veal chops (yes, I'm a bad person)
    sparkling blood orange juice
    some kind of molten brownie concoction and a tall glass of raw milk

    oh, and candied Buddha's hand peel
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  • Pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and bacon pizza.

    Or a double cheeseburger.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    Pepperoni, olives, mushrooms and bacon pizza.

    Or a double cheeseburger.


    ERrrmmmaaawwwgaww that sounds yummmy
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Seriously, getting all bent out of shape over a "fun" thread. Somebody needs to get out some serious aggression! :laugh:
    Yusss! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:


    Says the one who got bent out of shape in the first place and brought in her backup. HAH!

    Are you serious? My very post in this thread was that you and OP derailed this thing all on your own. Gave my answer...

    and then you called me a fat, *****y housewife...

    :huh:
  • kickivale
    kickivale Posts: 260 Member
    This thread is getting a bit out of control!
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    I'm out.

    That gif represents life as a whole.
    Excellent sign off.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    You know it.
    1303921990_weight-ligft-fail.gif

    Go to BB.com...they can help you with your form brah
    Sho nuff has the attitude.. But.. What about dem brah looks? Hmmm
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    You know it.
    1303921990_weight-ligft-fail.gif

    Go to BB.com...they can help you with your form brah
    Sho nuff has the attitude.. But.. What about dem brah looks? Hmmm

    Can we see his abs?... he seems to have dem brains doh
  • dswolverine
    dswolverine Posts: 246 Member
    a half gallon of full fat cookies n cream ice cream with whipped cream, hot fudge and extra oreos. Screw dinner. I'm moving right to dessert.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member

    Derailing your own thread???!?!?! :noway:

    After lecturing someone for not choosing a food after YOU demanded it?!?!?!?!


    Public forum means people can respond how they choose. You and your white knight made this less fun than anyone else in this thread.


    And as for me... chocolate everything!!

    Apparently agreeing with someone makes me a "white knight"? Then what do you call your bandwagon crew jumping in here?

    GUjSD.gif

    The original dude got on board and joined the party, why not get over yourselves and come along? I know it must really suck to be fat, bored housewives who can't eat any chocolate, but that doesn't mean you have to be a bunch of ****s online.

    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    Seriously, getting all bent out of shape over a "fun" thread. Somebody needs to get out some serious aggression! :laugh:
    Yusss! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Maybe it's just their TOM. Seems to be the theme today :laugh:
    ERMAHGAWD, dudes get that?!!!? hang on, calling national enquirer bahahahah
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    You know it.
    1303921990_weight-ligft-fail.gif

    Go to BB.com...they can help you with your form brah
    Sho nuff has the attitude.. But.. What about dem brah looks? Hmmm

    Can we see his abs?... he seems to have dem brains doh

    I wanta see dat *kitten*.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    You know it.
    1303921990_weight-ligft-fail.gif

    Go to BB.com...they can help you with your form brah
    Sho nuff has the attitude.. But.. What about dem brah looks? Hmmm

    Can we see his abs?... he seems to have dem brains doh
    iunno, let's wait and see.

    BRAHHHH... Dem abs, please?
    -waits patiently-
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    You know it.
    1303921990_weight-ligft-fail.gif

    Go to BB.com...they can help you with your form brah
    Sho nuff has the attitude.. But.. What about dem brah looks? Hmmm

    Can we see his abs?... he seems to have dem brains doh
    iunno, let's wait and see.

    BRAHHHH... Dem abs, please?
    -waits patiently-

    **checks watch**...come on little brah...
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
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    Yeah, I think it's time for your Midol and Prozac, ladies.

    so.... no-show, brah?
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    If they would be so kind as to flip the switch WHILE i'm eating, I would like

    ALL THE DAIRY I COULD STUFF IN MY FACE!

    Ice cream
    potatoes and sour cream
    5 gallons of chocolate milk
    cheese, cheese and some more cheese

    and then I would explode

    I'm allergic to all forms of diary :sad:
  • hopefaithlove24
    hopefaithlove24 Posts: 454 Member
    This may be off topic, but do you even lift?

    You know it.
    1303921990_weight-ligft-fail.gif

    Go to BB.com...they can help you with your form brah
    Sho nuff has the attitude.. But.. What about dem brah looks? Hmmm

    Can we see his abs?... he seems to have dem brains doh
    iunno, let's wait and see.

    BRAHHHH... Dem abs, please?
    -waits patiently-

    **checks watch**...come on little brah...

    *Back for abs*