Pick up lines for person above you.

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Babsie777
Babsie777 Posts: 203
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My brother told me a funny pick up line that he says he's going to use whenever he is placed in a nursing home... thought it was funny so I had to share.

Guy: Please, I need help
Woman: What's wrong?
Guy: I broke my hip falling for you.

What pick up line would you use for the person above you?
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  • gchris38
    gchris38 Posts: 78
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    Guy: is your dad a baker?
    Girl: no why?
    Guy: cause you have a nice *kitten*....or something like that ;)
  • Illini_Jim
    Illini_Jim Posts: 419 Member
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    This Guy: I hate the Yankees. Give me your cooler of beer or I’ll smack you upside the head.

    Other Guy: Okay
  • Alyssavmccall
    Alyssavmccall Posts: 137 Member
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    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • Babsie777
    Babsie777 Posts: 203
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    Is it true what they say about a man in armour? That he has a big chest? Can I take a peek?
  • Alyssavmccall
    Alyssavmccall Posts: 137 Member
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    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • lakebett22
    lakebett22 Posts: 22 Member
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    Is your father a baker? Honey, you have some nice buns.
  • brewji
    brewji Posts: 752 Member
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    Me: Buy me a coffee?
    Her: Excuse me?
    Me: Buy me a coffee?
    Her: Aren't YOU supposed to buy ME a coffee? That's how it works.
    Me: Okay, let's go :)
  • Alyssavmccall
    Alyssavmccall Posts: 137 Member
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    Me: Can I have directions?
    Him: To where?
    Me: To your heart!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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    I like your outfit...

    but it would look better at the foot of my bed.... :devil: :devil: :devil:
  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
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    aww man im terrible at chat up lines lol...just gonna read this thread lol some good ones on here
  • lakebett22
    lakebett22 Posts: 22 Member
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    I lost my number. Can I have yours?
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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    For the poster above...."Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?"

    Some of my faves...
    "Boy, if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber!"

    "I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

    "You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it."

    ETA: I missed the "above you" part.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
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    do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
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    do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you
    I'm a RN, I always have a bandaid. :)

    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
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    you mind putting it on? this way I can say I've been touched by an angel :flowerforyou:
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
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    Is that the Sword of Lorath in your pocket or...

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